Pausa de Hidratacion

Roses are red, Horses eat hay

Spent way too long making this

I'll never eat vegetables again

Oh nothing, just hanging with the homies

Hey ladies, wanna come back to my place for a

New Jersey civil war

*me every morning when I start reading the news

Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa 🎶

Mistakes were made

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you

Big hands, I know you're the one 🎶

cooking pics on twitter vs cooking pics on bluesky

You had me at

These have a 4/5 chilies "spicy" rating and they are not messing around. It's pure pain and agony, but in a good way.

Monty Python Collector's Edition Spamalot Spam or GTFO

"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Gumby, I expect you to die."

Paul-Henri Spaak could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean...

New toy 😁

We've replaced the atomic engineers with line cooks. Let's see what happens

See the breaking glass In the underpass

When I log on & see that I have notifications

Roses are red, Science books are technical. Fire up the wok, Cuz we're making

One taught me love One taught me patience One taught me pain