Asda is Walmart for context

Ah but his house of cards id built on "save our women and children". So this will be fun.

Since you're incapable of scrolling up.

This is you claiming it's a circle.

Like you do?

She got roast chicken for dinner and is now too sleepy to be disturbed.

Now let's see actual legal consequences. Prison.

28% of the entire population, murdered by Israel. It's genocide.

For anyone suggesting Oct 7th 'caused' the current Israeli genocide in Palestine. This was the headline in 2014.

No lie detected

Please never stop bringing them up

Pretty gutted to hear of Ozzy's death. RIP, Prince of Darkness

British rule not sounding so bad now, eh? (Sorry - it's not funny it's horrific but if we don't laugh we'll go insane)

Hi everyone! Your regular reminder that this account is a safe place for trans people. Transphobes and assorted bigots can fuck off please and thank you.

Well this seems pretty on brand for the mob boss toddler in chief

This has been on my pinboard on the kitchen for years.

I wonder how close to 1988 China the USA is rn. I give it maybe 3 weeks.

I am incapussitated

He's a nazi. Fuck him.

Here you go

AOC nails it

Trump is a traitor and Russian asset.

I'm just relishing the extra special testerical mantrum from Lozza when he sees they gave the job to his ex wife - who is 1000 times the actor he is. 🤣🤣

It's hilarious how all the dickheads whining about 'deep state' for years are just sucking deep state dick now it's actually here. Absolute lawn ornaments, the lot of them

I do love data and graphs

It doesn't matter how long you've been here. Nor how close to citizenship you are. How much you've paid in taxes. How many US children you have. None of it matters. They will deport you direct from your ICE checkin. Gestapo.

Pressure washed the patio today. It's looking pretty nice!

Have they stuck on 'federal officer' with Lettraset??

The twatter cesspool keeps getting more disgusting