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@bullybeast
I never did coke bitch!! But I did put a melatonin up my butt and phreaked it! All night I dreamt of ghouls and devils…
*sets up package for delivery* USPS grandma: Um... you forgot the label. Me: Oh sorry *Puts on label* USPS grandma: you also forgot to take off the initial label on the package Me: Oh sorry USPS grandma: You need a wife.
I just revisited this boss last night. I cannot believe how fucking cunt she was.
A local friend offered to print me whatever I want on their 3D printer.......
The badge is done. The stickers are done. The magnet and the print was mailed today. I just got my tax return. The WIP looks great. There’s two extra high profile packages being mailed. TFF is in two weeks. The plans are ironed out. Almost all my friends are going to be there.
My white professor: This poem is about New Jersey. Fun fact, I used to live in New Jersey! But I hated Newark *googles why someone would hate Newark* *Kif sighs*
