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When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around - The Police
Elon Musk: "In the near future, AI will completely eliminate poverty and bring about an age of abundance for everyone!" Mark Zuckerberg: "Starting today, Meta won't be wasting money on expensive nuts! Our employees will eat potato chips and like it!"
Maybe MAGA will uncancel Joe Camel so he can market them to kids?
Jerry getting ready to set up his Lucy psychiatry booth to charge Ken White 120 "likes" per hour.
Every time I see a Cybertruck, I get this tremendous urge to fill it with bread.
And also by undercutting independent marketers to drive them out of business or force them to sell their companies to him, so he could then jack up the price of his own products on Amazon.
Just wait 'til she finds out you were predicting the murder of a defenseless kitty earlier. Ooooh, you're gonna get it! 🙀
What sane human looks at that statue and thinks, "Make me all gold and they will worship at my feet!" and not "I look like a Christmas turkey that hasn't been unwrapped!"
CNN has a long history of promoting the very worst people in our country under the guise of "presenting both sides." Tucker Carlson also got his big break on CNN decades ago, back when bow ties were still considered (not) cool.
They said that legalizing drugs would only make our nation dumber, and, well, uh, we've proven we can do that pretty damn well on our own! So let's go! Legalize that stuff!
ICE is accusing unmasked protesters of being "domestic terrorists" now when they look like actual terrorists. left - your ICE pic Right - ISIS terrorists
Kristi Noem could easily pass for Mario's first love, Pauline, from the 1980s Donkey Kong game.
Trump is literally the personification of a Snake Oil Liniment bottle. “Trump oil is all you’ll ever need to cure the economy, immigration, healthcare, affordability, and crime. Just one term before bedtime and you’ll wake up feeling like the strongest country the world has ever known.”
Todd Blanche said they had 200 Justice Department lawyers going through the Epstein files to redact them. I'm guessing it's more like just Milton Waddams sitting in the DOJ basement.
Then: Republicans cried "Indoctrination!" because one New Jersey elementary school sang a song about Obama. Now: Texas Republicans demand kids be indoctrinated with TPUSA propaganda in all schools. Tomorrow: Any student refusing indoctrination will receive special eye drops to open their minds.
One look at most people's browser history would prove that computers haven't been virgins since the early 1990s. Also, A.I. has already been morally corrupted by Elon Musk. Give him another year and Elon will have AI bot prostitutes on every street corner in the world.