Bebs

@cactusmombetty

Succulent lover, estradiol enjoyer

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Bebs@cactusmombetty· 20d

Critical success

America’s Test Kitchen Ultimate Banana Bread with only mild fucking-uppage of the banana shingling

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Jul 3

Ugly girl with her pretty plants

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Jun 19

leftists 3 months before posting about voting being cringe

OP 3 months ago suspiciously not finding voting to be cringe. Not included is the fact that if I wanted to play the same "clip out of context" game I could edit out the don't and everything after "vote" so it'd look like she was pro-AIPAC, cause like I'm 100% sure June actually likes Mamdani but the urge to post this defeatist cynical garbage overpowers the desire to actual see leftist politics succeed

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Jun 15

I was gay at pride today c:

Bebs@cactusmombetty· May 29

This is what's known by those in the know as a legendary congratulations

it's da beef doneness chart meme with legendary at the top and congratulations at the bottom

Bebs@cactusmombetty· May 27

I grant you another cactus picture as a further means to decompress. Let’s hope Be Normal to Claire Week can go unabated next week

Purple cactus but you can’t see the purple cause it’s got big huge flowers with lotsa petals. In the background is so many succulents

Bebs@cactusmombetty· May 26

Everyone knows norcal is "everywhere in california 60 miles south of me and up"

A map of California, shaded in based on the perspective of residents of 3 different cities as to where Northern CA and Southern CA are. The further south the resident lives, the further south Northern CA extends

Bebs@cactusmombetty· May 22

Happy cacti with happy flowers

Bebs@cactusmombetty· May 13

Good morning Claire! Today should be another nice day, I upgraded my cactus yesterday

Big Easter lily cactus in an even bigger pot with her Stapelia friend that is secretly her gay lover

Bebs@cactusmombetty· May 7

Happy birthday Figgy! Have a plant!

Bebs@cactusmombetty· May 5

Tummy Tuesday is simply a holiday I can’t miss this week

It is me and my big tumm. I talk about others having my body type but it’s still rare to see someone with a sunken sternum which definitely affects my titty shape

Bebs@cactusmombetty· May 3

Damn I really get to just look like this every day that’s sick

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 29

Fuck this is a fucking saber my bad

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 28

If this works out this is going to be fairy castle as fuck. Or it’ll all dry up as they struggle to root out with the sun they get aha

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 27

Dang, guess a lot of people were convinced he was gay before all this

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 18

Nice to have my kids welcome me home 💚

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 18

Wonderful candid shot of Connie absorbing a difference in elevation between valley and peak greater than the highest peak in all their homeland

My lovely future wife gazing out to the north of Tunnel View in Yosemite. There’s a fucking lot of trees in the background and you can see a mountain

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 11

Stop Reddit, I can only get so erect

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 10

It spisghetti

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 7

tweet from Graham Platner, edited slightly with text from his past reddit comments, to read "Susan Collins sent me and my friends {to have the most enjoyable experience of my life} in Iraq twenty years ago. She learned nothing from it."

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 6

Here’s me being accepted into the flock c:

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 5

I took the German or Autistic diagnostic. Results: probably autistic. Wittgenstein would have gotten the same result. I beat my autistic girlfriend and I'm not even diagnosed 😶 german.millermanschool.com

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 2

Pulled pork getting better at it

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Apr 1

Little tiny fuzzballs, could hardly tell they’re some of the last surviving pieces of my oldest plant

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Mar 31

Probably my favorite aspect of aloes is their big noodle roots

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Mar 29

Lil tiny baby flowers from lil tiny baby plants c:

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Mar 27

Da ugly boi himself

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Mar 27

Transiton timeline of the semi-candid shot

Jolly old redacted, with what I don’t think is the repression beard but just the standard beard

Betty, photographed 2 seconds before, presumably, kissing the photographer

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Mar 27

Me 10 seconds before I find something that isn’t a tree and the only trace of me is a tape

Bebs@cactusmombetty· Mar 26

After 5 years, my Medusa head grew a crested stem on her, which wiggled and waggled in a cool way, and I was like “wow! How unique!” And then within 6 months I found a Medusa head that was fully crested (okay, some reversions) for 10 bucks. Ahaaaaaa but hey I got it!