Caias Ward

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Pro Writer, CDCTP, Master HVACR Tech, He/Him I write working class speculative fiction. Fascists get nothing. Header @jamesdenton.bsky.social Buy my games.

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Caias Ward@caias· 19d

Hah, I actually found playtesters for The Years of Bone and Soul (ie the Sad Queer Ogre Game). Might actually be able to crowdfund this year... if I could wrangle the art for it.

The cover of The Years of Bone and Soul, a storygame. An ogre stands on a cliff, trying to hold off a wounded great cat with the last of his spears. A winter storm rages around them.

Caias Ward@caias· Jun 25

In 1996, a dudebro necromancer so loves his dead best bros he reanimates them for one last epic road trip and makes his unresolved grief everyone's problem in NecBromancer. #Unhingedpit #H #A #Q "The Body" x Clerks x Jersey Shore with a slamming 90s soundtrack and existential dread.

Boxer meme: part 1, a standing boxer "ok ima fight the rules of life and death by reanimating my two dead best bros so we can go on an epic road trip." Part 2 the boxer is sitting down exhausted "damn rules of life and death got hands"

Ice Cube in a car, driving: It was a good day/I reanimated my dead friends who died on memorial day.

Good Guy Steve: Best Bros die before epic road trip/Bro reanimates them for one last blast

Spice Adams, a Black man in a yellow jacket, stands behind a tree with a thirsty look. Text 1: Dudebro wrecks the rules of life and death to reanimate is dead bros Text 2: the angry 600 year old phantom waiting to wreck him.

Caias Ward@caias· Jun 16

No. Just no.

Some AI slop company trying to recruit me to betray my ethics.

Caias Ward@caias· May 27

A picture of a cloudy sky and a dandelion's white fluff, with the words "Conservative man are deeply submissive to male authority figures" centered on the image.

Caias Ward@caias· May 20

An infographic:
All Robot & Computers
Must Shut The Hell Up
Three red NO symbols superimposed over a loud speaker, a desktop computer, and a set of Kiosks and ATMS

To All Machines: You Do Not Speak
Unless Spoken To
And I Will Never Speak To You
I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk
I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You
Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

Caias Ward@caias· May 10

Anyone seen a picture like this before? Trying to find the source. It's at least from the early 70s, if not earlier. From my parents' house, part of the estate.

Caias Ward@caias· Apr 30

Yet here you are, being That Guy. Maybe be offended at the men abusing people and recognize it's a systemic issue rather than an attempt to offend your delicate sensibilites.

Some assclown going on about "Not to be that guy, but not all men are abusive assholes. I'm a bit offended I'm being lumped in with abusers" as though someone pointing out systemic abuse was directly attacking this moist, soft-handed cakebaby (they decided to play Reply Guy and it was their first comment in the thread). Pathetic. He shames his ancestors and should be cast out from the village.

Caias Ward@caias· Apr 8

gavagai.com/posts/2755 new short story out this week.

An Asian woman with long dark hair tied back and wearing a leather jacket She is holding up her cellphone to take a selfie. The background is dark and indistinct. Behind her is a ring light positioned as though it were a halo around her head. This is the cover for "The Revelation of Becky Mercer, as told by Tommi Dawood," a short story at https://gavagai.com/posts/2755

Caias Ward@caias· Apr 5

New Story Day! Becky defies The Powers That Be to go viral in "The Revelation of Becky Mercer, as told by Tommi Dawood." gavagai.com/posts/2755

Caias Ward@caias· Apr 5

An image in Lisa Frank style of technicolor acid trip overload featuring a unicorn, a cat, and a dolphin in a cloudscape. The text states, "Conservative men are deeply submissive to male authority figures."

Caias Ward@caias· Mar 3

I mean, surely nothing!

An altered image from Rambo III showing a scene in Afghanistan of many Mujahideen soldiers on horseback and the (altered) text "This film is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan"

Caias Ward@caias· Jan 28

I have a new game out, Robot's First Day of School. It's a storygame about a robot attending school and maybe avoiding the robot apocalypse. It's Pay What You Want, so yeah, pay what you want! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

The cover of Robot's First Day of School, a storygame by Caias Ward. It has a robot head next to the title and crayon drawing of a red school building and a smiling child robot standing next to it. The robot has an arrow pointing to it with the word "Me!" above it.

Caias Ward@caias· Jan 27

Edited Chicago Tribune article image showing we don't need to be happy that a couch-fucking fascist who thinks his wife is going to Hell for not being Christian got his wife pregnant.

Caias Ward@caias· Nov 24

Watched the recent Shakespeare in the Park performance of Twelfth Night. Was good, especially Peter Dinklage as Malvolio.

Peter Dinklage, an actor with dwarfism, dressed in a grey suit but wearing sassy knee-high boots. HIs hair is slick like a dandy, with a large moustache. He holds up a flower in hand. The text on the image reads "Be not afraid of greatness."

Caias Ward@caias· Nov 9

Made with the Zohran for Mayor app, it says "Spenser: for Hire"

Caias Ward@caias· Nov 2

I am sure it will be most triumphant.

The Playbill for Waiting for Godot, starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter.

Caias Ward@caias· Oct 25

This is the sign I am putting up.

A sign telling people the following:

FASCISM IS NOT A COSTUME

If you come here on Halloween dressed as a ICE agent, you are going to have to come back here with your parents and explain why you and they thought you dressing as a fascist who terrorizes the least among us is a good idea.

This applies to actual ICE agents as well.

FASCISTS DON'T GET CANDY

Caias Ward@caias· Oct 18

VANCEDOZ!

A scene from Zardoz, with the giant stone head replaced by JD Vance's moist and cherubic countenance.

Caias Ward@caias· Oct 9

Caias Ward@caias· Sep 8

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

The cover of the Queensryche album Promised Land. It has a version of the Tri-ryche symbol of the band carved from wood as though it were on a totem pole,on a reddish umber sky background.

Caias Ward@caias· Sep 7

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

A 12 pack of Dr Thunder, Wal-Mart's version of Dr. Pepper.

Caias Ward@caias· Sep 6

Take 'em up, take 'em out, bring 'em out dead Shine 'em up, shine 'em up, shine a bald head One gun, two gun, three gun, four You're mine, it's all about crime Onyx! Onyx!

Julie Andrews with an acoustic guitar singing to a group of children on the mountainside in SOUND OF MUSIC

Caias Ward@caias· Aug 4

The movie flat out said the digital world was set in 1999.

Caias Ward@caias· Jul 21

*stares in generational trauma* The blight is upon us. I will have to stop the British from taking my other crops, lest I must leave for distant shores.