Ilan Muskat

@calculon

"And then it was now; and then I don't know what happened." It's pronounced *sigh* like it looks. Maybe tomorrow. (He/him)

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Ilan Muskat@calculon· 28d

Although this phrasing makes it sound like they can't find Andy

The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum director and star Andy Serkis

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jul 11

From floccinaucinihilipilification

The mermaid will fucking increase the fucking thing because the pirate was a jerk

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jul 9

An infowars post of a horse majestically galloping through the waves. In Papyrus font, overlaid on the image, are the words "MEN. USED. TO. LOOK. LIKE. THIS." The post editorializes that if you aren't outraged, you should be.

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jul 8

Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jul 8

"the credits hand been completed at great expense at the last minute" title card from Holy Grail

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jul 8

Playing MagiQuest with my daughter and realize this magic dragon is a @dark-towers-mom.bsky.social painting and I miss her and @burgerbecky.bsky.social and this is incredibly sad.

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jul 7

Hey @bsky.app -- this setting should NEVER turn back on, or turn on automatically. What are you doing here.

The "autoplay videos and GIFs" setting. If we turn it off it needs to stay off.

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jul 5

The dose is one gelcap and two tablets

Bonerax dosage, is a dick and balls shape

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jun 28

You think he means it like, "are you kidding me", ponders Chiwetel Ejiofor's character in The Martian

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jun 27

*minutes*

The tweet about how it sounds like he's feeding shelter cats to coyotes

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jun 24

*taps fridge magnet*

Our fridge magnet that says " everyone hates millennials until it's time to convert a PDF into a word document"

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jun 24

Steam sale coming up

DaShareZone style meme where skeleton pumps iron. My body is a machine that turns 75% off sales into 0 minutes played

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jun 22

Shut up Google

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jun 22

Wow, when you come at me you don't miss

This ain't 2D.

Coach dad and minifigures touching are warhammer dudes

Ilan Muskat@calculon· Jun 19

I'm not crazy about the "who's saving who" campaign either, but I'm still showing up. The way they're handling this feels super dismissive and yeah, I'm still going to donate, but AAAARGH