Callie 🥿🪨

@calligator

Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl. Backyard Birding Enthusiast. Trans, queer, married. She/Her. UM grad, living in the shadow of UGA. The avatar of Anoia in a backless dress. Rattle those drawers! ☕🩷

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Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· 25d

Despite having a massively varied relationship with beer over the years, the answer to this has been remarkably consistent: Porter, or "whatever beer is available when I'm with friends"

NGL response: "what's your favorite style of beer?"

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· 25d

Agreed, time and space are incredibly rude! The only downside to phone friends is that they're not easy enough to be "meet for coffee/drinks/anything at all" friends

NGL response: "I wish we could be friends irl. I think you're great. Distance stinks."

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· 25d

Hi @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com 👋😊💖 Hope your Friday is going great!

NGL response: "It's Abby Jane. Just wanted to say hi!! 🥰🫶".

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· 25d

Oh gosh, I'm definitely not the best authority on this since my knowledge is dated by several years, but I love the loop around Gallup Park, and used to love renting kayaks for a Stillwater paddle upriver from Argo Park

NGL response: "Good park recs for Washtenaw County?"

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· 25d

What a beautiful tone-setter, thank you! I'm so grateful to everyone here for all the love and support of the past 3 years 🥰🫶

NGL response: "I think you're an incredible person and I hope that you find nothing but joy and kindness on your journey. We are all better for knowing you."

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· 25d

It's Restaurant Week here, and a lovely dinner date has me feeling cute and cozy ✨💜

Callie selfie, standing in front of a brick wall in the process of slowly enrobed by ivy. Looking happy and satisfied immediately after a tasty dinner date, wearing a white halter dress with thick straps, clear glasses, and a rainbow moonstone pendant necklace.

Callie, lying back in the low lighting of her living room and looking up at the camera with an expectant, slightly saucy expression. Her brunette waves have been pulled to the right side of her face, and her dress has been replaced by a satin lavender tank top.

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· 27d

Astrology rules are rules? 🖤✨

Callie mirror selfie, leaning against her white bathroom door, with her voluminous wavy brunette hair gathered to one side and peering through her glasses calmly. She's wearing an off-shoulder minidress covered in rhinestones and comprised entirely of lace. Very little is left to imagination.

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· 27d

Co-Star really said:

Cropped screenshot from the Co-Star astrology app that says "Do: See-through dresses".

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· 28d

"Like, look at me - I decided today I was feeling 'princess', and I get to do that, I can look like this! And this is just a regular Tuesday for me!" -me, on the subject of the merits of transition 🩵

Callie selfie in her dimly lit green living room, with faint rainbow streaks of light splashed across her face and chest, with a casual look on her face. Her dark brown hair is fluffy and wavy, cascading down over her bare shoulders. She's wearing clear glasses and a light blue ruched strapless dress and two silver necklaces, one with a cast of a blueberry twig, the other with several small rough sapphires.

Another selfie, now on her back deck with the green foliage of a large elderberry bush filling the gaps around the deck railing. A slight smile has crossed her pink shimmery lips and lit a spark in her green eyes with their brown-blue-silver ombre eyeshadow and dark brown winged eyeliner.

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· Jul 11

Going through trip photos and oh hey I totally forgot about this one lol 😘💙

Callie mirror selfie, standing in front of a light wood door with her non-phone arm raised and bent so her hand is behind her head, with her brunette hair pulled to one side of her face and scrunched a bit creating a poof at the top. Her eyes are closed and she looks happy in a chill, possibly sleepy way (the photo was taken at midnight). She's wearing a navy low-rise mini skort with a very cropped grey split-neck tank top with "MICHIGAN WOLVERINES" in blue block letters across the front.

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· Jul 10

Never left the house today, but looked cute anyway 😘💛

Callie selfie, sitting against the black slatted headboard of her bed with a sage green wall behind. She's wearing a brown ribbed bra top with yellow glasses and two necklaces - one a yellow beaded choker with a charm in the shape of a scallop shell, the other a long titty necklace with a sparkly chandelier-like pendant dangling in the curvature of her decolletage. Her expression is one of quiet curiosity, with a cute half smile and a twinkle in her green eyes.

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· Jul 10

First attempt - pretty good! 🥰 I did miss a step and cropped it before making the straps for the back, but fortunately was conservative in my first cropping so I still had enough to work with to make the ties

Callie selfie centering her torso to show off her efforts in converting a T-shirt into a crop halter top. The shirt is a dark blue with a teal screenprint graphic of mountains looming over a forested river. The orange and green tulip poplar blossoms in her underbust tattoo can be seen below the hem of the top, a critical sign of successful cropping.

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· Jul 9

Never been big on chokers, but a gift this cute can't be denied, especially with the right counterpart... ✨

Close-up of Callie's upper decolleté and neck, her lips just in the top of the frame with no discernable expression. Her wavy brown hair forms a curtain around her neck, which is adorned with two necklaces - one long brass chain extending down and past the bottom of the photo, and one a choker consisting of yellow beads and a gold-colored scallop shell pendant.

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· Jul 9

Got me dead to rights with this one

Screenshot of Instagram algorithm summary that says "Lately you've been into body ink, college town vibes and spotting wildlife."

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· Jul 9

Alright, we've got a previously unaired derriere from exactly one (1) Wagon Wednesday ago, so let's all wish very hard for more such opportunities in my/our future 🤞🍑🌈

A photo from hip height of Callie's left side, from cheek to pit. The sun is shining on her back and booty as she stands with the lake surrounding her, presumably still wading in its waters as a previous submersion has left her dripping wet in the bright light. Her attire consists of a white string bikini with cheeky side-tie bottoms and what appear to be small dots of color on the fabric.

Another midsection shot of Callie in the hot noon sun surrounded by the lake and a partly cloudy but very bright sky. The angle is from behind her left side, giving a fuller view of her bikini bottoms and the peach spilling out of them. The white fabric is dotted with smileys in many different colors, and her booty is dotted with dripping water and tiny goosebumps from the evaporative cooling thereof.

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· Jul 7

Folks,,, I made it! Home sweet home! 🥰 Now please excuse me while I fall to pieces like a cartoon jalopy 🫠

Callie selfie with her fluffy red dog Saffron, in their dimly lit kitchen. Saffron looks a bit put-out, perhaps because she had been sound asleep moments before Callie's rudely late arrival. Callie, peeking out from behind both Saffron's noggin and her own brunette waves, looks absolutely chuffed to be home - also possibly delirious.

Callie 🥿🪨@calligator· Jul 6

Michigan has been absolute aces, I'm so grateful for the opportunity to come here and apply all of the perspective and understanding I've worked to gain in recent years, and I'm looking forward to sitting with the lessons and insights I gained on this trip. Love y'all! Georgia, I'm coming home! 💕