
Your favourite wedding guests are back. This time: Cambridge


Off to see my favourite band perform in Edinburgh Castle. There might be a clue in the picture.

Fresh trim, AKA: time to take 47 selfies and post one.

You butter believe this hat was getting its own post.

Your favourite wedding guests

Turns out being green is pretty easy

As a hairy ginger with highland heritage I don’t mind this comparison at all…

Stuck in the car because of the rain, so obviously I used the time wisely… taking selfies.

A good haircut and some vitamin D makes everything better

I don’t give a (Daisy) Duck

I’m fully aware that brightly coloured fleeces are my personality now

Pictured: two tasty Scottish treats.

My best pal is cuter than yours

Calum and the Amazing Technicolor Fleece

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Eyes so blue they’ll have you forgetting your own name 😜

As a ginger, summer isn’t a season—it’s a survival game.

We listen and we will judge

It’s giving Sesame Street and I’m not mad about it

This shirt is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

If Sporty Spice and Ginger Spice had a love child…

This donut is called the Unicorn which I assume is because it looks like something a Unicorn might 💩