He already has explosive diarrhea 💩

Someone tell the poor people about Socialism

And here she is with her anchor baby living on the tax payer’s dime 👇

But that’s Socialism/Marxism/Communism or something I heard on Fox News

Add these to the mix 😒

Cronyism doesn’t require a multi-bid process. It looks more like this 👇

We go now to the White House to hear from the new Press Secretary

Breaking: Kash Patel releases photo of the terrorist weapon used in the Reflecting Pool vandalism case.

WaPo contributing reporter:

Stephen Miller up late crafting this banger:

Plausible deniability

Another promise not kept

Fitting that a woman is coming for him.

I know there’s a lot going on, but can we just talk about Marco’s ears for a second? This is some Lord of the Rings shit.

His “Truth” was not meant for the discerning mind.

About sums it up 🤪

The tequila:

We go to the Pentagon for an update on the Iran war: The Straight is open. Pinky swear.

Actions speak louder than words:

We were also told they were on a “routine training flight” as they overflew Nashville No Kings protesters in a fucking gunship. Very subtle.

Trump supporters: This is what I voted for ✅🤪

Here’s Trump talking to President McCallister about Iran

Nothing to worry about

“Ohioans are stupid” Yeah, no shit!

Weird 🤨