Sir Candle (COMMS CLOSED)
@candlescrackshack
[NO KIDS ALLOWED] Hey, I'm Candle (25) , I'm here on the Cool New Website(tm) Still gay, still drawing fat fucks, still occasionally drawing women I'm tired of this shit, wake me up when the katsudon's ready.
Here's a comm for my good chum @blorpus.bsky.social, he demanded more of his sona's titanic ass and I was happy to provide.
Here's a comm for @princess-haunt.bsky.social of their OC, who has unfortunately found he Evil Fucking Gemerald That Turns You Into A Boy(tm).
Here's a comm for @mrjack.bsky.social of his OC trying on some frilly things for the missus, I'm pretty pleased with how this one turned out.
Realized the other day that I've never talked about Boris outside of drawing his gigantic balls, he's a farmer! He leads a simple life and he's very happy with it
Here's a comm for my good chum @reilulousbadulon.bsky.social of his OC Lance hanging out with Leon Resident Evil, a true meeting of the asses.
Threw together a little something for my chum @papersclips.bsky.social last night, I like his wonderful little man an awful lot and I decided to finally draw him and his beeg bonar
It's not specifically made in RPGMaker, but Little Goody Two Shoes is in the same vein and it's absolutely phenomenal, one of the most beautiful games I've ever played, I highly recommend it
THIS JUST IN: I have been informed that @sleepysalaminsfw.bsky.social has eaten all of the marbles out of my jar like an impish fiend, I will NOT stand for this, this is a call to action against him and the atrocities that he has committed like that one time where I let him have a sip of my water
Here's something a little different than the norm, I felt like my big boy could use some big toys.
I feel like there hasn't been enough Boris lately, have some Drawpile Boris doodles
A little whatever doodle for @blorpus.bsky.social, this man NEVER shuts up about Oreos, so I gave him a million gajillion.
Came up with a couple designs I liked, it's "The Princess and The Frog" except it the process gets fucked up and the prince gets stuck as a weird halfway humanoid dragon thing. The knight has a cock and ideally you'll see more of these two freaks soon
I've been seeing this thing make the rounds again and I thought it'd be fun to hop onboard this time around, here's some more viddy games I like. Can you tell I'm a Sega nerd yet?
A quick-ish thing for @blorpus.bsky.social, he came up with a fun scenario and I felt like scribbling it down, have some massive man ass
Happy Easter! I wanted to throw something together for the holiday, so have some Boris. Also, @mellaboobs.bsky.social and @pinkmell0w.bsky.social are here, I like their funny creatures.
My chum @sleepysalaminsfw.bsky.social was drawing some Vocaloid shenanigans today and I felt inclined to hop on, have fat Miku with an even fatter cock.
Do you see them???? No you do not, you are incorrect, look for miku she is there
I didn't do it on the funny formatted image, but I made this just for you :)
Here, have some doodles. Possibly a new OC? I'm not too sure yet, I've been in the mood for a particular genre of man, I'll draw him a little more and see if he sticks.
Here's a commission for @blorpus.bsky.social, I DO, in fact, enjoy hyper and I'm surprised it took a comm for me to finally throw some down on the table.
I realized I don't really talk much on here outside of my psychotic interactions with my mutuals, so this "Share some viddy gaems you like" thing that's been going around seemed like a solid way to be a normal human being. Video game, woaw
My good chum @reilulousbadulon.bsky.social kindly requested some more of his lad Lance, I was happy to take a swing at it.
I felt like drawing some more Boris ass and felt like it was missing something, so I slapped @mellaboobs.bsky.social next to him for shits n' giggles. Now there's TWO sweaty ass, incredible.
Doodles from a Drawpile last night, I got an itch to sick @dorkass.bsky.social on Boris
Do it, make them bump bellies, they'll fight like bears
Here's a couple old doodles. I feel like I don't sell his scale well enough, so here's a PSA to remind you that Boris is MASSIVE. He's a seven-foot-six broad-shouldered brick shithouse of a man and he WILL grind you to dust if he gets on top
Happy Valentine's Day, y'all! Boris was thoughtful enough to bring you a gift, surely you brought him something in return, right?
I wanted to put Boris' bangs up for shits and giggles, have this little doodle.