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Cat Dad in the South Might as well be a Marxist at this point Waiting for the rampjaar Somewhere in his/their 30s Free 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 Abolish ICE Bassist, among a few other instruments

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cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· 7d

She does but tells you this, too.

Kamala Harris telling people “do not fart”

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· 20d

I give you: a shrimp

Roman, aka The Beef, sleeping on a blanket-covered chair. His back legs are straightened out while he’s curled up, looking like a shrimp

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· 22d

Brainlet Wojack Meme template
Inside the mind palace of “Have the day you elected”: their talking points, including “Arab Americans protesting genocide,” “Zohran standing next to Trump,” “Ilhan Omar,” and “Dearborn, Michigan”

Caption below: their argument “but they definitely support Trump”

The cognitive dissonance is strong with them and fellow likeminded libs.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· 24d

My boi catching some rays

A cat sits in his enclosure, the sun shining on his head. His eyes are squinty from the brightness but he’s simply basking.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· 25d

My boi’s hooked up on the gabby for the long trip back home.

The Beef passed out and sleeping on layers of soft blankets and pillows in the back seat of the car.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· 29d

1.5 hours apart

11:22AM–Beginning my perimeter paddleboarding around the lake.

The sky is overcast, for the second day in a row, and gray due to the Canadian wildfires. The front of the paddleboard is in the foreground with trees and a house in the mid- and background.

12:48PM—shortly after completing my perimeter paddleboarding around the lake.

The sky is covered in overcast-like coverage tinged in a nasty yellow-orange color over the lake. Picture taken from the deck. Trees and same house in the distance in the mid- and background.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jul 13

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A yellow dog chew toy resembling a llama looks back at its ass torn open just beneath the tail. No telling the horrors they are experiencing in this picture.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jul 12

Weeeeeeeee late boomers still giving “socialism/communism doesn’t work” lines to me meanwhile

Mentioned meme; text reads “Strait of Hormuz closed again”

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jul 9

Me: How does @andrealaflamme.bsky.social “pretend to run for office”? @eoinhiggins.bsky.social: *turns off comments and disables quote posting*

Anarea Larlamme @anaredlallam...
Do you understand how ranked choice voting works? If I don't get enough votes, l still lose. We already had a race. Everyone voted and more votes are included this way so more people have a say. It's more democratic than any other new process.

Haere @haere.bsky.social
why are ppl so mad at you? it's bizarre

Andrea LaFlamme • @andrealafla...
Misogyny, probably.

Eoin Higgins • @eoinhiggins.bsky.social
Incredibly slimy response. You made the choice to pretend to run for office. People are going to have criticisms.
8:07 PM • Jul 8, 2026

cannedglizzies • @cannedjazz.b...
How does she pretend to run for office?

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 30

posting peets

Roman, AKA “Beef”, resting on the carpet floor with a single front paw out and the other tucked into him. He is squinty from taking in natural light.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 29

I love paddleboarding so fucking much.

Picture taken from a paddle board: a black-handled yellow paddle rests on the paddle board in the middle of a lake in upstate New York. The lake is smooth, without a ripple, lined by verdant trees in the mid and background in the distance. Just above the tree-line in the middle, a large, reddish moon has just risen in a mostly periwinkle sky.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 23

Playing Trivial Pursuit. This is for all the bisexual stoners.

A blue, circular game piece on a Trivial Pursuit game board. It has 4 out of the 6 pieces needed to win: pink, purple, blue, and green.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 21

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 17

if you see this post a pic from your device with no explanation.

The back of a red Mazda3 with a magnet decal that reads, “Atlanta’s Raw Milkman”

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 15

Did someone say BEANS?!!

Roman (aka Beef) resting atop a couch cushion showing his toe beans

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 15

This and some Cambodian Haze

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 12

Sunset hour was nice here

Watertown, NY

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 8

First time bringing The Beef up to NY for the summer. So far it’s been a super chilled time for us.

An American Shorthair cat with black stripes and a harness on is resting on a couch cushion. Yes, that’s South Park on in the background.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 1

The Beef sleeping in his bowl

An American shorthair cat curled up like a cinnamon roll on his cardboard bowl-shaped scratchpad.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Jun 1

My mom is dead. None of you have ever gotten pussy. Nothing more need be said.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· May 8

A cat looking through the window with his arm and paw propped up on the back edge of a couch.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· May 7

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· May 7

What a coincidence, so do I! lol

In the foreground, a plastic, black Kit•Cat clock and a pothos hanging from the wall. In the background, a brass tree and moon/sun(?) sculpture hanging in the sunroom.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· May 5

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· May 4

This week’s “Bitch of the Week” brought to you by CannedJazz is Dave, or decstl.

Dave
@decstl.bsky.social

Had someone on the left lecture me on how Kamala sold out to Israel. I guess Trump is so much better. You don't always get exactly everything you want.

cannedmayflowers🌹 ... @cannedja...
Leftists never get what they want.
You know who does?
Israel.

Dave
@decstl.bsky.social
I am not being pro-Israel, but what Hitler did to them is also unforgiveable.

cannedmayflowers... @cannedj...
Why must the Palestinians pay for the sins committed by Hitler's Holocaust, Europe's appeasement, and the United States excluding Jewish refugees during that time?

Dave bitching out from someone on the internet rebutting with valid points.

Probably elsewhere on Bluesky finger-pointing and blaming leftists for staying home instead of looking within himself.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Apr 30

It’s the little miracles, after all. lol

Sisyphus pushing the boulder within an ourobouros.

“I just gotta make it to Friday”

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Apr 29

@blairsandwich.bsky.social
“Chud is a slur.”
11:42 PM • Apr 25, 2026

(he tried reskeeting it as a rage-baiting bluff, but in the end he deleted the above response)

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Apr 22

The question is, did Why block me or did Claude do it for them?

Why @why.bsky.team
Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea.
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That's one way of admitting you can't read.
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Sucka fucka ding dong
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why.bsky.team blocking me because they’re a thin-skinned bitch relying on AI The Magic Mirror on the Wall.

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Apr 20

More like The Editorial Bitch

The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social
The people who refused to vote for Harris because she was, in their view, insufficiently opposed to Netanyahu's genocide think of themselves as high-minded. They are not high-minded. They are narrow-minded.
Booker illustrates that point here.
12:44 PM • Apr 20, 2026

cannedjazz🌹@cannedjazz· Apr 19

Here’s my handsome boy, turning 10 tomorrow.

Cat laying in the corner of a room with his legs sprawled apart. He sleeping.