ear

time cube for women

Smoking on that shit that made Pliny the Elder

dog omelet

We're having carnitas tonight so I set aside some of the pork and made Rollo a dog quesadilla

pepper criminal

Does he deserve one popcorn?

What did I say?

You know what time it is!! #spaghettinight #climatechange

Shane made me a custom jeopardy game and Rollo watched it like it was real jeopardy

This is not working and the toilet has no knob. There is a line outside the stall. I am waving manically and nothing is happening. Am I in hell?

people pizza and dog pizza

Don't tell him he's getting a pizza

when you try to relax for one minute instead of playing ball

Is it okay to eat this stuff if you're really hungry?

dog egg

I need to get off this damn phone

what would you do in this situation

He is watching jeopardy

he is under arrest

he is waiting for his lunch egg

why does he look like just a little guy

I don't want my baby daughter to absorb bad vibes so I have to pretend working on the computer feels like this

Never let me cook

Unfortunate logo placement

No! That's not my husband!

📸