Carlana

@carlana

philosopher, mom, web mistress, PhD, ditz

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Carlana@carlana· Jun 24

There has never been a reviewer better prepared to review Hokuriku Proxy War…

Our heroic reviewer in a Hokuriku Proxy War with Hard Gay

Carlana@carlana· Jun 22

Just according to keikaku*. *Translator's note: Keikaku means plan.

Carlana@carlana· Jun 4

She was the prototype

Carlana@carlana· May 18

Person who has only seen Hamlet: Getting major ‘Ophelia’ vibes from this

Carlana@carlana· Apr 23

Is she or isn't she? Only her programmer knows for sure!

An old Clairol ad: Does she… or doesn't she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

Carlana@carlana· Apr 4

Aww yiss, Holy Saturday, you know what that means. @evandahm.bsky.social

Carlana@carlana· Mar 8

Sluggo is frustrated because Nancy wants to ask a computer to do the philosophizing for her

Carlana@carlana· Feb 21

Carlana@carlana· Jan 27

From the top of her Wikipedia

Louise Perry is a British journalist, author and podcast host. She is a featured writer for the Daily Mail and a columnist at the New Statesman,[1][2] and has been described as a leading reactionary feminist.[3]

Carlana@carlana· Jan 14

Gimly could die side by side with a poaster

Carlana@carlana· Jan 12

Nancy’s friend thinks her song sucks but Nancy is moved to tears and says “Keep Going”

Carlana@carlana· Jan 12

I’ll get you my pretty

Carlana@carlana· Jan 5

@andrewpope.bsky.social here is a picture of you in a Pikachu suit on your birthday getting body slammed to the ground by two women. It is one of my favorite pictures.

Andrew Pope in a Pikachu suit on his birthday getting body slammed to the ground by two women

Carlana@carlana· Oct 18

Meme dog saying “please vag. No take!! Only vag.”

Carlana@carlana· Jul 25

The Lockhorns ask Lucy from Peanuts if she does marriage counseling.

Carlana@carlana· May 24

For years, I would just look longingly at this picture Phoebe took of me.

The most beautiful woman in the world making a peace sign and wearing a pink wig in the view finder of someone else’s camera.

Carlana@carlana· May 23

You look better than I do drinking my $800 bottle of please-no-cancer juice.

The most beautiful woman in the world is just chugging a giant bottle of CAT scan juice.

Carlana@carlana· May 19

okay but making a youtube face is now the highlight of my week each week

The most beautiful woman in the world is shocked that Rumi's road was blocked.

The most beautiful woman in the world feels pain.

The most beautiful woman in the world curious about the impermanence of living beings.

The most beautiful woman in the world is low key checking out the crotch on a statue of Apollo.

Carlana@carlana· Apr 27

I’m sorry that happened to you. Weirdly I got sir’d on Friday, I guess because the person had seen my deadname on a form? I took this picture after and I don’t know why else you would sir me when I look like this.

The most beautiful woman in the world who doesn’t look like she wants to be called sir.

Carlana@carlana· Feb 27

Two business dogs are at a bar. One says, "It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

Carlana@carlana· Dec 17

Could be worse… 🙈

A boarding area sign showing two passengers on standby: Har…, D. and Cun…, T.

Carlana@carlana· Aug 29

guys please help me - are these cats going up the stairs or down the stairs? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking out

Carlana@carlana· Jul 4

Mattie being protected from Chasers by Wolverine.

Carlana@carlana· Jun 20

Wikipedia says she was around two years into HRT which explains why her boymode was so unconvincing. What a legend. We owe her so much.

Carlana@carlana· Jun 12

Gaffney, South Carolina: Inventor of the Peach Emoji

Carlana@carlana· May 22

Why does Bill Ferguson’s car have plastic over the license plate to obscure it from speed cameras? #maryland

A car with the license plate Maryland Senate 46A obscured by clear plastic to confuse speed cameras.

Carlana@carlana· Feb 28

I asked ChatGPT who is "Carlana Johnson" and got this. WTF, I didn't ask it to continue a previous conversation!