
Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Jul 13 POV you're a rock core or a soil sample

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Jun 15 This attitude, but with a cap and much more solid facial hair

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Jun 15 Men just want one thing and it's this Gus thing

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· May 3 ... since my car has a fucked wheel bearing, I changed the starter on my old beat up rustbucket pick-up truck... then realized I needed to at least hide the big gapping hole on its side...

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· May 1 Behold,
The
Duality
Of
Man

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Apr 13 So the goal for last weekend was to open up the wall between the kitchen and the dining/living room area. This way I'll see what dimensions I actually work with for the remodeling and install a dishwasher later this week.

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Apr 11 I swear there is a synchronicity here

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Mar 31 True, it's ACAB, not WACAB, ACAB knows no gender

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Mar 6 These things? Are they even legal?

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Feb 5 I mean look, it's just like brand new

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Feb 3 SIR
WE HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT
THEY'RE PRINTING AI SLOP IN BLACK AND WHITE AND SPREADING IT THROUGH MAIL

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Jan 25 I am actually aubrey plaza

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Jan 17 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Jan 17 The fact that Dildo is just on the other side of the bay from Spread Eagle, and right by Broad Cove, is incredible

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Jan 13 Quick dinner - bacon alfredo fusillis

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Jan 13 This is preposterous, my tractor is 8 foot high, and there are two other snow banks around the front driveway

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Jan 9 Fucking poor ass stupid baka life I have to make my own birthday pizza

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Dec 25 Leave some soju and Buldaks for the Boxing Day Man

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Dec 14 You think it's this easy, Robert. You think it's a simple answer. It's not. ... So you make it for yourself. You make your rigatoni pasta

Carrion Sam@carrionsam· Dec 14 It's date night, show me what you're wearing