Pictured: the Spokane Tribal Land Management Task Force (STLMTF) bravely apprehends a dastardly evildoer intent on destroying the beautiful lands of North America (tried to pick up a pinecone)

Hmmm

5 and a half hours for a day trip? A bit beefy, but doable if you're not planning on doing anything else that day and get up early.

mmm, no, very unwise

Riklin realizing the President Who Betrays Everyone has betrayed him

Gary Chess (the inventor of chess) on this list like

Counterpoint:

You think he needs a collar? He has transcended such limitations.

I know I'm only brave enough to be one of these people, but I gotta be ready to be them when the time comes

If you're gonna block me, at least give me a chance to actually read what you wrote. What's the point otherwise?

Me after pounding 36 prebiotic sodas at once

Even if this turns out to be fske news, the exploits of the largest aircraft carrier named after the only president who was never elected during the Epstein War will make for some good military history factoids down the line

Call me mad, but don't call me wrong.

They don't even have overtime.

This is geopolitics now

I have heard from people in natsec circles that basically everyone wearing stars has fantasized about this scenario at least twice

what the hell happened here

We may start seeing more of this guy too, at this rate