Catherine 🌷

@catebridget

#EndFossilFuels Inventor of Post-Its©️ Adjunct Prof in Writing she/her SEIU Local 500 exquisitely crafted handmade jewelry @ screenplays on The Black List

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Catherine 🌷@catebridget· 29d

a Pixar-type cartoon of a sea turtle that looks disturbed, perplexed

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· 29d

Neil the Seal yawning but looking like he’s screaming or shocked.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 12

clutching pearls! get yer clutching pearls! catesjewels.etsy.com/listing/1579... #clutchingpearls 🧶

Pearl Wrap Necklace with gold plated S hook clasp. Large freshwater cultured pearls individually knotted with silk thread.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 12

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 12

The villain’s faithful pair of henchmen:

(left) tall skinny serval cat
(right) spherical chonky Pallas’s cat

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 12

they match!

book and coffee cup on a coffee table. the book dust jacket is a warm brown, the same exact shade of coffee with milk. the book is Primitive Polynesian Economy by Raymond Firth.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 11

for real, they say Vienna is West instead of East and it’s barely above Turin which they call South. Marseille is further south but it’s in the west. idk if any of this matters but it’s going to throw off people’s impressions.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 8

Photoshop job of Bill Murray the meteorologist from the classic film Groundhog Day standing in front of the Strait of Hormuz.

“Well, the Strait of Hormuz is closed. Again.”

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 8

wojak cartoon of guy standing in corner at a party and watching couples dancing

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 7

Scott Jennings speaking to Mitch McConnell

famous photo of the electrical workers on the poles. one has gotten an electric shock and is unconscious and the other gives him mouth to mouth resuscitation.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 7

the sighing smoking man meme, with more cigarettes than ever covering his whole head and hand

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 7

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 6

Pastel gemstones with faceted labradorite accent—honey jade (yellow), watermelon quartz (pink), moonstone, green aventurine. 4mm beads (size of a peppercorn). catesjewels.etsy.com/listing/4334... 🧶

four beaded necklace bundled in a rainbow. they all have the same pattern of 4mm gemstone beads accented with faceted (chatoyant) labradorite. the silk thread matches the primary bead color—yellow for honey jade, pink for watermelon quartz, white for moonstone, green for aventurine. lobster claw clasp (not pictured).

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 5

pausa de hidratación

colorful illustration of a long haired tabby cat drinking a cup of tea and looking off to the side

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 4

Mexico jersey

a beaded gemstone necklace lying on a green stone. the 8mm beads are natural dyed jadeite, forest green, individually knotted with red silk thread.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 4

i hate them too but i don’t think they’re invincible

toy set of the Ewoks using logs to take down a chicken walker in the Battle of Endor

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 3

a woman glancing at her phone and looking very shocked, appalled even

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 2

I’m tireda being the only 1 who cleans, pays all the bills, cooks every day and does dishes in this house. I am the backbone of this family.

I live alone, but still

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jul 2

very subtle

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 30

Quote-post with something that’s a circle.

Will Santino cartoon

A rectangular peg and a cylindrical peg walk hand-in-hand and arrive at a circular hole. The Cylinder says “So this is me!”

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 30

i can’t help it! i love turning flags and jerseys and whatnot into bead patterns. i’m rooting for all the little countries this year. if you have another team you’re following and want the flag or jersey made into a necklace, hmu #CapeVerde #CaboVerde #WorldCup catesjewels.etsy.com/listing/4530...

Close up of the Cape Verde Necklace showing the bead pattern. Sapphire blue, yellow, and red dyed jadeite, and tridacna (giant clam) shell, and yellow silk thread make up the pattern for the Cape Verde flag.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 29

i think we’ve found Pavel’s favorite show. i always knew he was KGB.

a brown tabby lies on a desk directly in front of a laptop screen. the show is The Americans.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 29

copy pasta of the silly sex scenes in movies post:

I cringe at (montages) in movies. I have never watched a (montage) that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is working out some sort of fetish.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 28

black onyx loop necklace #slowfashion #labortheoryofvalue catesjewels.etsy.com/listing/1705... 🧶

Black Onyx Loop Necklace lying on pink tissue, draped in a way to show the unique and intricate knotting. The loops are made with two strands of individually knotted 4mm round black onyx beads; every 8 beads, the two strands are knotted together, so there are continuous loops of 16 beads. Black silk thread; the ring clasp does not open.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 28

here you go. on the left i was testing the waters to see if he would sport a quartz or other gemstone necklace. he felt special for a little while but eventually tried to take it off

close up of a tabby’s neck wearing a small beaded quartz necklace

close up of tabby’s face as he sits on lap

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 28

posting feets

a small brown tabby kitten lies on top of a cylindrical buckwheat pillow, with his chin on the pillow and front legs stretching forward. his paws are in the air.

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 28

i’ve skeeted about this before. i’m seeing a lot of rhetoric in shitposts, and this person’s tee shirt pictured here, that has a clearly rape-y vibe. there’s enough plausible deniability to say “but consensually!” but it’s definitely trying to be edgy and push boundaries. this is in the same genre⬇️

close up of a black tee shirt with white letters, saying in all caps: I’M GONNA GO FINGER YOUR WIFE

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 27

I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 27

they’re all just want scritches

me at 16 in Zimbabwe cuddling with a three month old lion cub that is teething on my sneaker foam

Catherine 🌷@catebridget· Jun 26