no cheating post your lock screen

When hot gay dentist asks me if I’m ready for my bitewing X-rays.

“Sometimes it takes a high-riding bitch to cut through all the red tape. I pledge to fight for all Mainers from Kittery to Caribou.”

Basically I would tell the Dow that she’s a fat cunt

Do I unlock private album to this hot exurban connecticut cop?

Work was being annoying today so

I wonder what he’s been up to lately

Absolutely titillating 🥵

I hope C+C have that lady they always had lip-syncing over Martha Wash in all their videos performing

I —

Beach day 🏖️

We’re all gonna die again aren’t we

???

Bitches in a wormhole be like “Beach day!”

All out of sympathy for her and her naïf act.

Something set my car alarm off at 5:00 🧐

Been a while since I’ve gone to Panera I guess

🥹

Best episode of The Golden Girls, wrong answers only

Now since when is Junior a public toilet pig?

I don’t think I have any way of watching Bravo these days, but I can already tell that this show is a whole-cloth work of fiction. That table would be covered with stuffed quahogs, coffeemilk, manicotti, and that gross pizza with no cheese on it.

“Hello, fellow teenagers!”