Mr. Fun at Parties

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Scribbler of words, strummer of chords, long time hominid but friend to creatures large and small, as long as they’re not trying to eat him. Chris' Janky Dystopia thechriscarrel.com.

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Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· 27d

The vibes today are… it’s evolution, baby!

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· 29d

Today’s real adult life situation reminded me of this brilliant comedy album I used to listen to all the time when I was a kid.

cover of the 1968 comedy album: The Firesign Theater presents Waiting for the Electrician or Someone LIke Him

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· 29d

Americans don’t understand how far ahead of America China is.

Picture of front of cardboard box with the words “MERMAID, MADE IN CHINA” printed in the center in slightly opaque black ink above a small white shipping sticker with a UPC code, MADE IN CHINA and some other text I ain’t gonna bother transcribing.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 13

Wow, just had an emotionally draining but really important conversation with the Amazon box. He really opened up to me. (yes, I am recommending he seek additional counseling)

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 11

this is such a key observation! Our lives are being stressed and ruined by real material forces, not other people's sexual interests. I am so much less worried about porn than I am the insurance company trying to kill my wife.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 10

She cried all night…

Bunch of three large pink rose blossoms hanging at top of photo from unseen rose bush while the weedy lawn below is covered in a spattered blanket of dropped rose petals, as if said bush had been crying.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 10

That Captain America meme but this time Cap says “I understood that euphemism!” In bold white text at bottom of screen.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 10

The vibes today are…

Image of a shoreline and trees sandwiched by water (ocean, I’m guessing, but who TF knows?) in bottom third and light blue sky with gentle white clouds in top half of photo. Arising from the vegetation on land is a sign constructed from individual golden letters reading “PERFECT DAY”

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 9

My pup talk before taking the dogs out to piss in the yard: Alright, business time. I don’t want you getting crazy if you see a cat or a bunny out there. Let’s stay locked in! Mission focused! Eyes on the prize. Let’s go!

two chihuahua mix dogs on a path with large circular stepping stones between abundant greenery. Foreground, heading towards camera is a black, tan and white RatCha Terrier with a green leash and behind him is a tan and white Chiweenie with black snout and eye markings, turned sideways to camera. Both have their tails curved upward over their rears like some kind of homing antennae.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 6

The vibes today are…

Ridiculous looking 20-something white woman from mid-chest up, (Hint: It’s ridiculously cringe “rapper” and crypto-fraudster Razzlekhan!) with long dirty blonde hair and long dangly earrings running parallel to the strands of hair cascading over her shoulders. Wearing a black baseball cap with the word in red “0FCKS”, large round mirrored sunglasses and some kind of flash, gold lame top. She is holding up her left hand in some kind of symbolic gesture that escapes me.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 5

I love a good aggro RAWRRR from a goalkeeper and that’s a pretty good one

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 5

Still the funniest meme in the world.

Split panel. Top panel is a woman in front seat of car, turned and screaming toward the back. The word "Guitartists" is over her eyes in black. She is yelling "Why can't you just stay in tune?", printed in white text beneath her neck.
IN bottom panel, a bratty blond haired kid labeled "G String" (not the item of clothing) is screaming open mouthed, in classic bratty kid, temper tantrum with the explanatory text in white at the bottom, "*Screams in G Flat*"

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 4

For July 4, I prayed for peace. I guess these will have to do.

7 vibrantly green, freshly picked snap peas, resting vegetatively in a white man’s hand above a light blue counter top with some kitchen stuff in the upper edge of the photo.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 1

and feelin’…

Image of red and silver Coca Cola can against a white background. The word Minnesota in silver letters is on the top half of can sideways to reader, above silver MN. The lower half of can features a large silver star with a red asterisk-y shape inside it, but I don’t know, folks, wouldn’t take the most creative person to say “That’s an asshole!” You know how people are. Anyway, continuing, the right side of can features a white swoopy swoosh that runs thick to thin to thick again between the silver top and bottom of the can. I don’t know, for a can of acidic carbonated sugar water, I think this is a pretty cool looking can.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jul 1

I'm lookin'…

Image of red and silver Coca Cola can held in my left hand, with thumb near top of the can. It is one of these “special” celebrate America’s states cans with the world California above the abbreviation CA. Beneath both is a silver star with a male surfer image on a swoopy red line that looks like a wave and surf board melded together.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 30

The vibes today are…

Closeup of the head and shoulders of an attractive dark-haired woman with park greenery scenery behind her. She is wearing a black or charcoal tee shirt and is speaking to the camera. Transcription text in white letters beneath her neck read: “Yes I do want to sin”

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 29

Science: 536 AD May Have Been the Worst Time in Human History to Be Alive. Mr Fun at Parties: Worst time in human history to be alive so far!

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 29

I’m old enough to have read similar articles for the past 4+ decades. The answer is always no.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 24

Fun fact about myself: I name my house spiders. This is Reg. (AKA Regina Bindlelegs). She's kind of my office mate now.

Wee teeny brown spider suspended on unseen webbing against the backdrop of a dirty window in the sunshine. The sunlight is illuminating the spider’s mid thorax and legs while an out of focus green tent can be seen directly behind her at a distance.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 23

The vibes today are…

Short bit of sidewalk leading to stairs that take up the central 80% of photo. The short stairs section (6 steps) are bordered by metal handrails. There is some gravel along the edges and then green grass on right side and bushes and roses on the other. The upper sidewalk leading away from the steps connects to a nondescript white building in the background (spoiler alert: it’s a hospital). The stairs are blocked off from the lower sidewalk with orange plastic construction fencing and four spaced strips of red plastic flagging with “Danger” and “Peligro” written in black typeface on it. Oh, and it’s a bright, sunny day.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 21

The vibes today are… flowers, man. Ain't they great?

Five purple and white rose blossoms suspended in the air in the center of image, on a branch extending from the bottom left, against a background of green vegetation on a sunny day.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 19

I know why he drinks. It must be self-medicating because it's gotta be physically painful to be that stupid.

Headline: Nearly 160 sick with flu at US air force base after Hegseth ends mandatory vaccines

Adjacent photo is of several white guys in suits, predominantly Pete Hegseth who has a grim jaw-clenched look that could be described as the opposite of smart.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 18

This Western tiger swallowtail butterfly flew up and landed on a tree not far from where my dogs and I had stopped on our walk. Such big, beautiful creatures!

A wall of green conifer foliage with a bright yellow and black western tiger swallowtail butterfly smack dab in the middle, sunning his chill ass self

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 16

The media’s (continually) credulous reporting on Trump’s many and sundry peace deals is reminding me of something, but I can’t remember what…

Charlie Brown comic strip panel. Beige background with light green band along bottom, representing grass. Charlie is flying toward the upper left corner his feet high above his head, which is dropping toward the ground (the technical Olympic Committee term for this position is Ass Over Teakettle). A pair of black motion lines in a swoop indicate his direction of travel from the ground up into the air to his current positioin, because he has once again believed the evil Lucy van Pelt's assurances he can kick the damn football, which the blue dress clad Lucy is holding over her shoulder in the classic "You Missed it Again You Fucker" pose. She is sitting on her knees on the grass toward the right edge where Charlie has just run by her, kicking with all his force just after she yoinked the football away. Lucy, it should be said, is wearing the cold ass half-smile of the sociopath. When will Chuck ever learn?

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 13

For those who might need a reminder, one of the most glorious and life-affirming experiences is the sight of sunlight streaming through the tree canopy.

The screen is full of maple leaves and branches with bits of blue sky peeking between gaps. The upper left triangle of the image, the broad leaves are lit up by sunlight and appear to be glowing with the Life that flows through all of us. The bottom right triangle is in shade and the leaves and branches are dark, shadowed, almost indistinct, but at the top of the shadows, a little over halfway up the right edge of the image, the Sun breaks through in a blinding orb of white fire, surrounded by two haloes of sunlight, the inner one more distinct and a little more than twice the circumference of the orb, while the outer halo is difficult to see, like a secret, perhaps, that can be intuited even without words.

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 11

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 10

The vibes today are…

Mr. Fun at Parties@ccarrel· Jun 9

Good lawd, that headline has an accursed combination of words