Now let’s lock the dog’s owner in a hot car and leave them there all day.

Can’t go wrong with this deal!

And this is fucking hilarious because I don’t tan, I burn.

This is hilarious in its absurdity and inaccuracy. I HAVE ROSACEA, FFS 🤣

I had my DNA tested and the results are wildly and hilariously inaccurate except for this:

It’s actually embarrassing how accurately this describes me.

WTF is this? NBC is using a paywall now?

These are definitely an interesting shape!

Remember it like it was yesterday. 🇨🇦

Woke up to this huge random bruise on the back of my right calf. It doesn’t hurt but I have no idea where it came from. I haven’t hit my leg or injured myself (surprisingly). The photos are terrible but it’s extremely difficult to photograph the back of your calf by yourself 😂

This is fucking hilarious lol

If I had money, I’d buy this

I’d love to buy this but have no money and no way to transport it. Oh well.

So damn true lol

City Hall lit up for Pride 🌈

I’m sorry but WTF is this score right now???

Saw this at Simons and I almost want to get it

I’m sorry but WTF is this

The humidity inside my apartment right now 😭😭😭😭

Yeah absolutely fuck this apartment. 73% humidity INSIDE???? Come on now. I never should have moved. And I can’t afford a dehumidifier. 😭😭😭😭

Anyone in Scarborough looking for a new doctor?

LMAO I don’t even have a car

CN Tower lit up for Pride. 🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈

SkyDome’s lid lit up for Pride. ❤️🌈

LMAOOO with the pun. I love this man so much. 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣👑

OMG LOOK AT COLE PAWFIELD ❤️😭

I hope this is February 21, 2027 and not February 27, 2021 lol

I have never wanted a t-shirt more in my life.