ceejayoz

@ceejayoz

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ceejayoz@ceejayoz· 16h

Y'all posted stickers on every gas pump and egg prices were on every major news outlet's home page.

One of those "I did that" stickers showing Biden pointing.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· 19d

"I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help." (complimentary) www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· 28d

Buddy, you don't work weekends, have at least a week off most months, three weeks in August, and ALL of October off. (And don't get me started on McConnell's sick leave.)

The Senate schedule for 2026, with red days as "Senate not in session". Half of the days of the year are red.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· 29d

A meme of Barack Obama putting the Medal of Freedom on another Barack Obama, who is grinning happily.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Jun 24

"OK, Fortunato, right this way."

Artistic representation of a man in a jester's hat being walled into a basement alcove. Skulls surround the alcove's portal. A spilled bottle of wine is visible in front.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Jun 24

pReDiCtIoN mArKeTs

A screenshot of Polymarket showing the "Mamdani team sweeps primaries?" prediction trending at 25% before last night's results, jumping to 100% in moments.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Jun 22

My kids’ citizenship certificates arrived. Apparently Australia has Kirk from Gilmore Girls running things. He has all the jobs!

A signature saying “Tony Burke” is followed by his positions, which include Minister for Home Affairs, Minister for Immigration, Minister for Cybersecurity, Minister for the Arts, AND Leader of the House.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Jun 21

Only one Monroe County in NY, and it matches a patch visible on the video at monroecountysheriff-ny.gov at the 51s mark.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Jun 15

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Jun 10

My watch thought this was a fall and tried to call 911.

A man lays flat on the ground on a gym mat. He is wearing a climbing harness strapped to a rope. A rock climbing wall is behind him.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· May 29

so uh Jeff Bezos's rocket blew up

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· May 16

Sigh of relief. My kids got their Australian citizenship approved.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· May 2

Not gonna lie, I’m intrigued.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Apr 23

wat

A box of “cannabis and mushroom uplifting tonic” drinks on a shelf. They apparently contain THC and Cordyceps.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Apr 12

Geranium knows it’s spring lol.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Apr 4

My guy is *so* close to getting it. Just a tiny little extra bit of self-awareness would get him there. /cc @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

A screenshot of the New York Times showing a headline titled "Trump Needs Smarter Sycophants" by Ross Douthat. Heggseth, Wiles, Noem, and Bondi are shown in the featured image clapping. The photo is credited to Damon Winter.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Apr 2

Gonna tell my kids this is Pam Bondi.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Mar 29

It will be in the air shortly.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Mar 10

New fronds on my Tasmanian fern tree. 😍

Fern fronds rise from a fuzzy central brown core. A new fronds is unfurling from a round shoot.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Feb 23

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Feb 20

Hi from above!

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Feb 13

Better solution…

A photograph of an airplane’s cabin pressure controls.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Jan 18

Ok but this one was $50 off with Shoppers Club

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Jan 17

Died in Stationeers. This feels roughly accurate.

A screenshot of a computer game. A brain is visible on a steel floor. It is captioned “ceejayoz’s Brain; damage at 30%”.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Dec 2

Wife had a hysterectomy today. I accessorized.

A shirt saying “have your pet spayed or neutered”

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Dec 1

*twitch*

A data table screenshotted off a patient care portal. Five dates are shown. Each has a wildly different date format.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Nov 23

Had to give up my insurance plan last year. They just sent me the renewal for this year. Blink, blink.

A photo of a $4,759.90 per month insurance bill.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Nov 4

A close shot of a black down jacket with an “I voted today!” sticker.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Sep 30

So uh hud.gov looks like this today:

A browser screenshot of the hud.gov website. A large, red banner stating "The radical left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people." covers the screen.

ceejayoz@ceejayoz· Sep 14

Bumper crop of peaches this year.