the babies laying claim 🥺

yoongi is that toddler that has learnt a new word and now everything is 'sexy'

idk why but after getting home at 3am, i felt the need to introvert so hard that i stayed up till 6am reading fic. the thing is, i KNEW what i was doing. i KNEW i was opening a longfic. i KNEW the hours were passing. but i was determined to ferociously have me-time.

SCARY SPICE AND GINGER SPICE FUCKED???

honestly, see yoongi play with stoney put a smile on my face and eased my worries. i may not know what will happen tomorrow but at least for this moment i am soothed

it's the little heart emoji yoongi added that kills me 😫

namjoon says yoongi doesn't listen but yoongi hears everything, even the things namjoon doesn't say meanwhile namjoon hangs on to every word yoongi hyung says, even the ones that yoongi throws away it's so funny that they treat the other's words with more importance than assumed

i. adore. tangie.

namjoon not missing his cue to sass yoongi about the fact that They Asked Him Not To Do It

i can't with the babygirlism of the back leg 💃 then the gangsterism of the double mids 🖕🏻🤣🖕🏻

isntbela is posting rly old fancams from the debut and early era when bts went to brazil and it's freaking GOLD 😫😫😫

my friend gave me a hairbrush and the moment i put it on my scalp i understood why some pets love to be brushed. i literally feel loved by myself while brushing my own hair

why the fuck are namgi off the charts these days

why is bighit posting extreme blurry closeups of the members like they're in love with them 🧐 is this account sometimes controlled by a member 🧐

fuck it jimin's braids just made me buy hair ornaments

i had such an interesting day. my handyman came to fix my sink and after he was done he told me about his adventures illegal fishing, trying to catch a 3-metre k*ng c*bra with his bare hands, the time he was maybe possessed OR healed a concussion with 36 hours of sleep and permanent memory loss,

oh my god oh my god hide the 5th genners he's coming for their jobs

yea tbh while the west was busy pretending we were too insignificant for them, we just walked away and have been doing our own thing. i got bored with music coming out america about 17 years ago and tbh when i listen to what's new i find it - as bong joon ho says - quite local

aberlour a'bunadh maple syrup baked bacon notes frfr this shit is so fucking good on the nose

the boys riffing pika sounds for dynamite while army dies laughing is basically stand-up improv

love 2 get an email that my former bestie followed me on substack. gurl bye ur blocked

i am so horribly endeared by the crinkle of the snack packets he's clutching to his chest

contemplating buying 20cm boots just so i can reach the average female height in my country 🙃 feels so futile really

SOMEONE TELL GGUKREUM SPIDEYKOO IS BACK

jungkook discovered that in this moment yoongi is captive prey because he literally can't move because of the camera 💀 and so he went for the kill 💀💀

oh to be stepped on by min yoongi while he shakes his head all disappointed at me 🧎🏻‍♀️

suga raps faster than jin but seokjin raps faster than yoongi 💀

lots has been said about how much yoongi wanted a grammy and giving up decisively also counts as courage etc. all i have left to add is: why would a man who has co-authored a therapeutic manual for kids with autism feel the need to win yet another trophy with his name on it? perhaps he is fulfilled.

my non-army colleague said "i read the grammy ceo's statement and it just sounds like they really did create that category as a consolation prize to the people they were never going to give the main prize to" and i love how it's abundantly clear even to this guy who's not invested in bts

missing min ssaem today 🥺 floppy haired teach in a too-big tee shirt, tugged askew at the collar, grippers exposed in his black slides, lanyard round his neck, teaching kids to play guitar