Cesar Santiago (@cesarsantiago) · DIRTY

Cesar Santiago

@cesarsantiago

Jaded software engineer. I'm all kinds of stubborn. Puerto Rican transplant in Del Ray, Alexandria VA. Re-posts are endorsements. Mostly.

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Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Jun 28

Goddamn, this ballpark is gorgeous.

Oracle Park in San Francisco.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Jun 23

OMG the trending ticker.

Trending ticker in the STAT News website that broke the news on a mysterious 79 years old well connected patient that got access to an experimental weight loss drug.

The top 3 tending terms are : "Obesity", "Donald Trump", "weight loss"

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Jun 19

These are the famous nano bubblers that the algae don't care about.

Machine injecting bubbles into the reflective pool in a fruitless attempt to stop the algae growth.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Jun 19

We are all Team Algae.

Couple at the green reflective pool holding a "Team Algae" sign.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Jun 19

This is all so stupid.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Jun 19

Just amazing sights and sounds at the Donald J Trump Algae Reserve at the National Mall.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Jun 18

Name a TV show no one remembers but you

Title image of Pandamonium, featuring its three panda protagonists.

It was an early 1980s children's show featuring three pandas fighting some sky wizard, and the three pandas would hunch together and transform into this weird big panda that emitted... some sound wave shit that I forget what it was for.

This show was made by people extremely high on drugs.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Jun 15

A vampire that's not Dracula.

Geraint Wyn Davies from the TV series Forever Knight.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Jun 8

It's 1991... Fujimori is president of Perú. It's 2026...

Dr Manhattan contemplating in Mars how shit never changes.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· May 24

Alexandria's very own @portcitybrew.bsky.social representing, in Chappaqua NY!

Beer menu in Chappaqua, New York, featuring Alexandria's very own Port City Optimal Wit.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· May 20

Just a matter of time, folks.

Three delivery robots approaching Commonwealth and Vermont and NUKE THEM. NUKE THEM.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· May 20

You think I kid.

Two delivery robots just waiting to cause an accident in Commonwealth and Vermont in Del Ray.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· May 13

LOL

Safari Can't Find the Server
Safari can't open the page "casimir-inc.com" because Safari can't find the server
"casimir-inc.com".

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· May 7

Vamos pa' la playa, pa' curarte el alma. Cierra la pantalla, abre la Medalla ...

Jobos Beach, Puerto Rico

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Apr 27

Hang on, hang on, hang on... What other things in the md file are being (occasionally) ignored?

A screenshot from Claude's documentation that reads:

Why Use Hooks

You can tell Claude in your CLAUDE.md to run Prettier after every file edit. Most of the time it will. But sometimes it won't. A hook makes it happen every single time, no exceptions.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Apr 26

Question: why is "do not admit uncertainty" the default?

Documentation from Claude:

Basic hallucination minimization strategies
• Allow Claude to say "I don't know": Explicitly give Claude permission to admit uncertainty. This simple technique can drastically reduce false information.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Apr 26

Is it now?

Screenshot from Claude's introduction web page. It reads:

"Claude is a highly performant, trustworthy, and intelligent AI platform built by Anthropic."

Poster has highlighted "trustworthy" for the LOLs.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Apr 24

Different scenes of Pablo Escobar ruefully contemplating the stupidity of humanity.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Apr 15

Sure looks like he was fast racked for... reasons. @sfharris.bsky.social

In Washington, he connected with a Yale Law alumnus who had become a priest at the Dominican House of Studies. Before joining the order, Father Dominic Legge had clerked for Judge Diarmuid O’Scannlain of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit. And he was the first priest with whom Mr. Vance discussed becoming Catholic.

The Dominican House of Studies is known in Washington for attracting a conservative intellectual crowd, and potential converts who hold high professional positions. “Like Nicodemus, they come knocking on the door at night,” Father Aquinas Guilbeau, a Dominican priest, said.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Apr 12

Old "Stonks" meme showing dinosaurs watching the asteroid that killed them all while one screams

"Oh God, the economy"

Another dinosaur replies

"How is this going to affect my stocks?"

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Apr 4

Look at this trash I got today, man. Yes. Republicans: defenders of Hispanic representation.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Mar 24

Oh hell no. Fuck no.

LinkedIn post from a technical staff member of Anthropic with following announcement

Today, we’re releasing a feature that allows Claude to control your computer: Mouse, keyboard, and screen, giving it the ability to use any app.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Mar 17

Well, good thing this storm wasn't dangerous or anything.

Heavy broken fallen branch in patio

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Mar 16

🎶🎶I've been waiting for this moment all of my life... Oh oh🎶🎶 #TheGreatWarwickBlackoutOf2026

Bluetti battery connected to solar panel to survive the great Warwick Village Transformer Blowout of 2026

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Mar 12

What is this? A threat? This alone is grounds for boycotting the World Cup. Too bad FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations on Earth.

Trump wrote on the social media site Truth Social: "The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don't believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP."

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Mar 12

Computer: enhance.

Label indicating that this very dumb tweet brought to you by a dumb rich person was "Made with AI"

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Mar 9

Pam from the show The Office saying "They're the same picture"

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Mar 7

Meme of three photos of an angry kid that read “Congrats, “Happy for your”, “nice”

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Feb 28

It's funny because we're all gonna die.

Cesar Santiago@cesarsantiago· Feb 22

Well, he does say it is the FBI busting its ass. Not him.

Tweet from Kash Patel at around the same time he was inexplicably hanging out with the Hockey National Team celebrating their gold medal. It reads:

FBI is dedicating all necessary resources in the investigation of this morning's incident at President Trump's Mar-A-Lago - where an armed individual was shot and killed after unlawfully entering the perimeter. We will continue working closely with @SecretService as well our state and federal partners and will provide updates as we are able.