Lou Inglese

@chaos440

LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.

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Lou Inglese@chaos440· 28d

Cheese 'Steack', to avoid legal entanglements. 'What the hell is this?' 'Steack, just like you ordered.'

Food vendor at cart with sign offering Cheese 'Steack'.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jul 12

I'm not saying this isn't proof of life, but you're going to have to do much better to convince me he is brain damaged. Ol' Mitch here is probably just smiling on reflex after being shown pictures of people starving, and protesters being executed by ICE agents.

Mitch McConnell sitting fully clothed in a seeming chair with pillows with Elaine Chao next to his chair in a rumpled white shirt on.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jul 8

Tempted to make this my profile picture...

John Oliver on General Hospital immediately after his character gets shot down

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jul 7

What did you expect? 40 years without a drop of water.

One of the Gizmo puppets from the movie Gremlins, looking a little worse for wear.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jul 4

"All our screens are covered in pop-ups that say that our McAfee is expired?!?"

Picture of Jeff Goldblum in the alien ship in the movie Independence Day with text: 'People scoff at Jeff Goldblum's character's ability to infect a completely alien OS with a virus in the movie Independence Day, but I'm telling you he didn't write any virus. He just borked up their computers. We all know someone that will bork up any computer, Mac, PC, Chromebook, etc. within minutes of sitting at the keyboard. That's him.'

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jun 24

Today's fun and excitement! The New York Philharmonic concert for The Return Of The Jedi. #trotj

Inside the theater for the New York Philharmonic concert for The Return Of The Jedi

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jun 22

If only...

Upper image: Horrible Gelatinous Blob rising from the pool behind the National Guard.
Lower image: Horrible Gelatinous Blob after snacking on the National Guard.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jun 22

What, only 90% in common with the megalomanic god-AI? I must be getting soft. #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

The Amazing Digital Circus personality test results showing 95% similarity to Zooble and a mere 90% similarity to Caine.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jun 19

I mean, it looks OK to me...

Mechanic checking car 'engine', but engine resembles that of the cartoon.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jun 19

Magritte's 'This is not a pipe', but with black grapes 'This is not a grape'

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jun 13

I never thought I'd ever be so happy to see a photo of a construction working taking a P. #KennedyCenter

Worker removing the letter P in Trump from the outside of the Kennedy Center.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jun 11

The easiest thing for him to do to promote World Peace would be for him to eat a whole bottle of sleeping pills, but I would never say that out loud.

News headline reads: "Trump says his birthday wish is ‘peace for the world’ as he strikes Iran". I would say the picture below is of the Devil himself, but there's really no good reason to insult the Devil.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jun 10

Yeah, yeah, I know... What can I say? At this point I've lost count. #maybehappyending

Inside the theater for 'Maybe Happy Ending'

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jun 4

'The Red Wedding' aired 13 years ago?!? That can't be right.

Online post from June 2013 that reads, "Last night on Game of thrones I might have blinked and missed it, but who caught the bouquet?"

Lou Inglese@chaos440· Jun 1

I ran into two other Dungeon Crawler Carl's yesterday (I'm on the far right) at Philly Fan Expo coming from separate directions. We collided in what must have looked like a Spider-Man pointing meme moment. Also a Special Bonus Uzi Jesus! #DungeonCrawlerCarl #PhillyFanExpo

Picture of three Dungeon Crawler Carl cosplayers and a Uzi Jesus cosplayer.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· May 26

Got my Carl Cosplay done in time for Philly Fan Expo. The centipede on the Scavenger's Daughter patch is drawn in UV ink and can be backlit with cycling UV LED's. Princess Donut can say four phrases that are triggered using a wireless fob. #DungeonCrawlerCarl #DCC

The back of Battle Rattle with the Scavenger's Daughter patch. The centipede is visibly backlit.

My Dungeon Crawler Carl Cosplay with 'Princess Donut' on my shoulder.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· May 25

I got in and all they did was give me free candy.😟

Dirty old white van spray painted with the text 'GET IN BE MURDERED'

Lou Inglese@chaos440· May 25

Happy Towel Day!

Picture of an extraordinary beige bath towel with the text 'Always know Where You Towel Is'

Lou Inglese@chaos440· May 24

It's good to have a president that stares directly into the sun...

That time that Trump was pointing at, and staring directly into, the sun during an eclipse.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· May 24

Gmail launch icon indicating 3,239,998,608,746 unread messages.

Lou Inglese@chaos440· May 23

gizmodo.com/spacex-taps-... "SpaceX Taps Crypto Billionaire to Lead First Crewed Mission to Mars" How many billionaires can we fit in that thing?

Cryptocurrency billionaire Chun Wang preparing to board the "spaceship" which is clearly a repurposed OceanGate submersible with "Ocean" spray painted out and replaced by the word "Space". Imagine salesman slapping the side of the ship, "This bad boy can fit so many billionaires in it!".

Lou Inglese@chaos440· May 22

How could you suggest Jeff Bezos needs to pay more taxes! The poor bastard could only afford 2,840,000 100 Grand Bars, even if they actually cost 100 Grand each!

Lou Inglese@chaos440· May 20

You know how you make that one wrong turn and you don't want to stop for directions so you just keep going hoping to spot something familiar and the next thing you know you're out of gas in the middle of nowhere? How else do you think I got here?