Unconditional surrender apparently written in black sharpie.

All true

Autocracy

Cheesus Christ

First he’s lying. Second, if he actually saw that as a photo of a doctor means he’s even more mentally unstable and completely unfit to be president. 25th Amendment now!

Much more accurate

$5 gas, largest deficit in the galaxy, but plenty of time for T&A

I don’t know about y’all but there are absolutely zero photos of me with people I’ve never hung out with.

True patriot.

Draft dodgers don’t get to use “we” when talking about America winning wars. Go fuck yourself. When you’re done with that, go fuck the fuck right off.

How sad it must be that Fuckerberg dwarfs you