i bought an owala finally so just giving everyone a heads up that they’re not gonna be cool anymore this thing slaps tho

almost stepped on this dumb idiot ama

two of them

while you were preparing to leave for SGDQ i was studying the blade (of my food processor prepping strawberry pretzel pies)

in another life i went into wildlife rehab and this was my daily experience

my 3 year old is such a stage mom. gets me flowers and demands i pose with them so she can take a picture. 😂

my mom brought kiddo over to her house to take a clipping from her azaleas for me for Mother’s Day 🥹

impromptu outdoor adventure with the beanis weanis

another really cool thing about moving into the house next to my family is that i can steal my brother's wifi from the porch until my install on friday lmfao

some of us are taking the move better than others

so how’s everyone’s tomodachi life islands going cuz on big chill island sabrina carpenter instantly had a crush on barack obama at first sight

local joint had homemade tagalong and samoas ice cream and i couldn’t pick one so 5/5 stars even with a DNF ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

playing this as my "unwind before bed" game is not a good idea because sometimes A Thing happens and i just gotta sit there on the couch for a little bit before i can do anything and just

went to sheetz for a late night snack and found this little snack himself!!!

extremely proud of all these folks and honored to have been able to help mentor and enlighten some new converts to the glory of the donation station!! love u fatales happy frost to us 💜💛

seriously like add pink and blue streaks to the hair, darken it and change the shades to shutter shades and what the actual hell that’s dj juneaux

the vibes in this smoke shop are immaculate (not pictured are a seal point hanging out on the top and a flame point weaving between my legs)

of course within minutes of launching the game did i not only find the photo mode but immediately fill my camera roll with pictures of charmander of course i did!!!

just crushed some Cinnamon Toast Crunch over a bowl of of vanilla ice cream

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Post old memes to confuse young people

squad

okay this is actually pretty lit

i am free of the holler until friday at least

STOP i am NOT spending money on overwatch.exe!!!!

read this as pup and experienced severe emotional whiplash

cheat toes

you know in hindsight i could have just taken the straw out but who uses logic at 8am (ignore my floor i am lazy lmao)

friendly greetings!!