i went to the share fair and i got a free Butt. you cannot comprehend how happy my new used Butt makes me.

we did cocktails!!! blue raspberry sour candy leather for the paint chips.

you can’t ask me stuff like “what’s your favorite movie quote?” bc this is where my head goes

welp.

happy Father’s Day. if your dad sucks, I am now your honorary dad today. I am so proud of you, sport.

do you know what you’re saying when you’re saying. U-S-A, U-S-A!

Cheeks is my motherfucking hero

glimpses of the inside of my mending and altering palace.

I’m not a quilter. But I like it when the fabrics kiss!!

I am going to ruin my entire life in pursuit of one(1) of these little metal doodads attached to a bobby pin. (I attached it to the bobby pin to make it harder to lose. :/ )

me and the plarn

just running some errands & avoiding sun hives

this is a still from John Carpenter’s The Thing of Kurt Russell about to embark on an investigation in the extreme cold, but it also looks like me when running normal errands in the summer.

be the whimsy you want to see in the world

it’s like that one leather shop sketch from SNL where everyone squeaks when they walk.

okay,, who wore it better?

mending still works if it’s ugly!! stitch in time saves nine! It’s worth mending if you want to keep using it

hey so one of best friends moved away during COVID, ended up in Idaho, things are abysmal up there for them& they want to move back to KC & are looking for work. They’ll be in town the last week of May to hang out & hopefully make some connections.

they need to make an alarm clock that simulates whatever happens in the brain when you think you forgot to put the cans out for trash day

made pork bowls last nite. it was delicious & there’s ample leftovers to enjoy… but… it wasn’t delicious in the same way it was delicious the last two times i made it. i tried a new pepper & didn’t add enough ginger… nothing in all the world’s spice cabinets could hide the taste of my anguish

i understand why photographers are expensive but also it is really funny to me to think about how many couples have paid how many thousands of dollars to end up with hundreds of photos of me doing the Elaine Benedict in my own light-up props.

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Pic #1 is what reading is like for me. convergence insufficiency is an eye problem, not a learning disability so it will go undiagnosed. I think it’s wayyyy common in people who have ADHD. I have no resources for it so don’t ask me. ask a person who can read to look into for you lol

trying to be more chill — actually putting stickers on stuff. thanks @faultypussy.bsky.social for this one

starting my Monday off right. oh it’s going to be a fantastic day, indeed! Mug from @standplaatskrk.pl

“you should get a tattoo of it then”

going be adding the pen tab to every bag I have effective immediately.

hey do you have a teen in your life prepping for prom season?? may I drop some inspiration you can pass on to them? BOUTONNIÈRES OF RESISTANCE