Me, 10 minutes ago: "Sammy who?" Me, now: "Always loved Sammy Stefura and am thrilled with this!"

You don't say...

Problem solved

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone #ProofOfCat

Run. Prevention.

NO, IN FACT, I DID NOT LIKE THIS STORY

David Stearns. Suuuuuuuuuper Genius

Some Wisconsin village’s idiot went to a Trump rally last night

My seats that glorious night. This was Colon’s 2nd AB (flailing strikeout) because heaven forbid I take a shot of the actual HR

…and we’re finished here.

Is there something different about college baseball odds that I don't understand? 🤔

⚾️ —> 📚

BEGGING to be beveled

The (checks notes) Grizzlies sure looked pretty dominant against the Sabres last night.

Me, when they get back from commercial and Warren is on the mound:

The Mets should really find guys like this and get them on the roster

Well, if this doesn’t work than I don’t know what will

So he named himself. Right?

Context:

I was first told it’s squirrel. It can be but is apparently most often chicken. I may reconsider.

If KKKaroline were Pinocchio, her nose would be three zip codes away from the rest of her.

I see a use for one of these. Related: how much easier would phone use be if you could hide all the worthless emojis?

More like “Bored of Peace”

Found it!!