
The economy is so fucked up you need a realtor for jeans now

Best wishes to my doctor on her 40 year vacation

Wow! This hotel has a Water Temperature Coffin™

You thought regular 9/11 was bad?

Greetings from the Custom Text Here family

Check out these bootleg Magic the Gathering sleeves

Damn Clarence tall as hell

Damn. THE Michael Costco is emailing me????

“We have twizzlers at home”

Went to the Jelly Belly factory

Can’t wait to play Doom Infrento Protecol

Insane picture to have hanging in the dentists office

DONTS I H FOR . WORK FOR T.

The Dune pinball machine makes you do the Gom Jabbar

Hoping to pull a Bob Vila rookie

Don’t think you got the right picture on your spam account

Check out this mug I found at Goodwill