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lincoln@childfighter· Jan 22

There is a template to follow…

Cover of the Lou Reed live album “take no prisoners”

lincoln@childfighter· Aug 22

saved you a click: Strangleville wins again

screenshot of link to shitty listicle article titled "9 Most Breathtaking Towns In Minnesota"

lincoln@childfighter· Jul 10

everybody grab onto something just in case

screenshot of a link to some science page which reads in part "Earth is going to spin much faster over the next few months..."

lincoln@childfighter· Jun 4

median pnw home

screenshot of abc news headline which reads: "FBI discovers cache of guns, armor and Nazi paraphernalia while raiding home in Washington state"

lincoln@childfighter· May 30

weaselly statement from York, but I also want to note that this is another case of something I've noticed more and more in online articles: fucking up quotation marks

screenshot from the linked article which has a closing quotation mark without an opening

lincoln@childfighter· May 15

Sex Room

screenshot of a Soap Central article whose headline reads "Every enterprise had this – Except Captain Picard’s Starship after Star Trek: The Next Generation season 1"

lincoln@childfighter· May 14

this is what they're taking from you

lincoln@childfighter· Apr 17

they're BOTH driving

two Jaeger pilots from Pacific Rim

lincoln@childfighter· Apr 10

a phrase that's popped into my head re: the age of slop is "semiotic aspartame," something that feels like it contain additional meaning but is in fact completely empty. for e.g., the capitalization of this behavioral health program:

screenshot of a local news article which reads: "Gundersen promotes EmPATH system for emergency behavioral health needs in La Crosse"

lincoln@childfighter· Apr 5

Turing didn't account for how much we'd want the computer to be our friend.

screenshot of a link to a Futurism article titled "An AI Model Has Officially Passed the Turing Test"

lincoln@childfighter· Mar 13

why am I, a Wisconsin resident, getting emails from the governor of CA about his stupid podcast?

screen cap of an email from Gavin Newsom asking me to listen to his stupid podcast

lincoln@childfighter· Mar 4

died

screenshot of a collider headline which reads: "J.R.R. Tolkien started writing a Lord of the Rings sequel - why he stopped makes so much sense"

lincoln@childfighter· Feb 26

here's one

A small brown cat is sleeping in a shoe box with her head peeking up over the rim

lincoln@childfighter· Feb 26

typically on or around page one

screenshot of a polygon headline reading: "Where to start reading Stephen King"

lincoln@childfighter· Feb 21

1. launch the game 2. press any key to continue...

screen cap of a link to a game rant article titled: "Avowed: What To Do First"

lincoln@childfighter· Feb 14

it's a screenshot from true detective where one of the true detectives tells a criminal to do something if they get the opportunity.

lincoln@childfighter· Feb 9

doordash sent a status update along with a picture of what you see when you die

cropped screenshot of a doordash update, saying "Your dasher is heading to you with your order," with an attached image of a grey and black blur.

the attached image opened in full. it is possibly an unfocused picture of a snowy parking lot, but is predominantly an ominous black and grey cloud hovering in the middle of the frame, against a lighter grey background

lincoln@childfighter· Feb 8

smoking on that shit that makes you introduce Proto-Indo-European to the Danube

a page from "the horse, the wheel, and language," by David W. Anthony, a highlighted portion of which reads:

"One grave at Gurbaneşti in Romania contained a clay vessel with carbon-ized hemp seeds, the earliest evidence for the burning of Cannabis. Sherrat suggested that Cannabis smoking was introduced to the Danube valley by the Yamnaya immigrants."

lincoln@childfighter· Feb 6

@dropouttv.bsky.social you have to change your display name to theif for a week

a screenshot of a still from Dimension 20 that contains a misspelling of the word "thief"

lincoln@childfighter· Jan 30

doin a little math at work

a crudely drawn diagram which depicts the lead singer of Creed's distance to the bottom of the ledge using the Pythagorean theorem - its 8.49 feet

lincoln@childfighter· Jan 23

it's black Phillip from The Witch

lincoln@childfighter· Jan 17

what am i supposed to do with this? watch them in that order?

screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail which purports to rank every episode of "True Detective: Night Country"

lincoln@childfighter· Jan 8

if the guitar player looks like this you know you're gonna die in that pit

a bladed pendulum. because it's an E.A. Poe joke.

lincoln@childfighter· Dec 18

i may need to Learn and Grow on this one...

a screenshot of the "wikifeet men" entry for Jim Carrey which displays his 4.9/5 overall rating

lincoln@childfighter· Dec 16

7.2's side missions have tons of... moments.... with a character

close up of that little shit chadley from the final fantasy 7 remakes

lincoln@childfighter· Dec 12

that's actually not what my quantum chip says

screenshot of a Yahoo finance headline which reads: "Google says its new quantum chip indicates that multiple universes exist"

lincoln@childfighter· Jun 21

made this to help a friend, share with whoever you think needs it!

the common meme image of a man pointing to his own reflection in the mirror, with text overlaid at the bottom saying "skill issue"

lincoln@childfighter· Jun 9

a prompt to Google's Gemini AI: "show me an ASCII image of a horse" followed by an ASCII image that looks more than anything like a Horrible Owl

lincoln@childfighter· Jan 3

almost forgot, check out how this cat likes to sit with me now

a big grey house cat has smooshed herself between the head of a man lying on a couch and the back of the couch

lincoln@childfighter· Nov 2

how are they getting away with this?!

headline of an entertainment weekly article which states the new true detective season will contain Easter egg references to prior seasons as though this were big news