chilton 👁
@chiltonm
Former boy adventurer, now Unwinnable columnist, Exploits books editor. Also found at PC Gamer, Kill Screen, Bullet Points, Heterotopias. chiltonm.bearblog.dev
THAT GOOD IDEA a crossdressing gunhand stumbles onto a homestead with a warring family, a missing patriarch, and a shiny little secret made with @gemoon.bsky.social for #toxicyurivnjam #tyvnj2 ☠️ barngrill.itch.io/that-good-idea 🐎
The side plot in Moominsummer Madness where Snufkin accidentally adopts 24 children is the only thing getting me through February
Local dipshit thought she’d play something cozy during the snow day and instead is now crying on the couch in the middle of the afternoon
When you’re watching a stressful movie about gay people and all of a sudden there’s a smash cut to a club scene
Pre- and post- sierra madre pleas for one (1) other person to watch my second fave spaghetti western I swear it’s actually good I promise I’m not making this up 😭😭
bday book haul….. usually allergic to buying new/buying things I haven’t read but let’s say this is exposure therapy 👽
Stretched the theme this month: wrote about Sarah Waters’ The Paying Guests, Yael van der Wouden’s The Safekeep, and how if a hot girl is in your house for too long it is kind of like being haunted
I’m going to be the one responsible for explaining this shit to my parents
Wrote about capitalism as mechanics and Promise Mascot Agency as the anti-cozy game 💕
You are the last defender of decadent tamriel!!!! I am the midwife of the mythic dawn, tamriel reborn!!!! I WELCOME YOU IF YOU TRULY ARE THE AGENT OF FATE
Trying to update my website and just getting slammed in the face by the demented energy of my @unwinnable.com column. They let me write about fuckin anything over there