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@chirbo
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game
Touhou is like if Toby Fox had made the Japanese language version of Undertale first and worked backwards. Also there's this thing.
Someone's mad I put him in baby jail. He's gonna be even more mad when I give him his antibiotics.
After 9 months my 🥺 pumpkin has finally begun to show external signs of rot. It is not long for this world now.
Got these with my fucken macaroni cheese Inate them with cheezits because I did jot have a spoon!! Hey kids. Stick these on the colonel (or somewhere else)
The PS5 is recognizable at least. Kinda got a Pepsi logo thing going on. Doesn't really look stable however you orient it. Hate what they did with the disc slot. It looks like a wii tumor with a clitoris. Really obvious afterthought. It also has no games.
Sony just kinda loves making consoles that look more like DVD players than anything. It's like they don't want people to be embarrassed having a game system on their shelf. If you have 2 or more of these and a blu ray player on your TV stand there's a 30% chance the disc ends up in the wrong one.
Sony took the GBA and made it absolutely sauceless. Most generic piece of tech imaginable. This is the kind of nondescript handheld you see a "gamer" in a TV show carrying.
I need to know if people got why that Super Mario RPG commercial had a trio of singing piranha plants in Los Angeles.
GAH THIS LEVEL I have a really cool Rat Fink inspired shirt based on this level. Apparently came from a subscription box. It kicks ass.
The fact they put leather butch stripper cop Pearl in an E rated game is so funny.
I think the funniest thing about StarFox Guard is either that I got it for 73 cents, or that this is what it says on the back of the box.
Cats are the best. I love them so much. My cats have fallen in love with my current foster kitten they love napping together and it makes me so happy.
Oh!! That means I get to pull out a picture of one of the most patronizing things I have ever seen! Happy pride month. Here's a pair of straight rodents.
The joy of watching him eat the high-calorie kitten food I had set aside for him when he was sick now that he's feeling better. And the frustration of him trying to eat garbage too. You gotta get some meat back on your bones! Not cardboard!
They misspelled Gunpei Yokoi's name in the credits. Apparently they used to do this a lot.