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chloe

@chleopatra

I met god at 7/11. Interests include rescue cats and Pittsburgh. She/her

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chloe@chleopatra· 29d

My tiny Lidi girl usually spends all day napping in her window perch but she has instead been hiding! Very rude of the environment to be Like This when pets cannot speak English for us to explain the situation

Fluffy brown tabby cat is resting in a window bed atop a Penn state blanket. She looks extremely grumpy

chloe@chleopatra· Jul 16

Pittsburghers waiting for a planned demolition like:

Text messages reading:
BLOW UP THE BRIDGE

I WANNA WATCH OLD BRIDGE GO BOOM AND NEW BRIDGE GO WHERE OLD BRIDGE WAS

chloe@chleopatra· Jun 15

Extremely cute fuzzy man being cute and fuzzy. Enjoy

A brown tabby cat is sleeping with one paw covering his face and one paw stretched out

chloe@chleopatra· Jun 5

The specific and highly active user.

barbwritesstuff:
Aug 26
I have learnt today that my library refers to me as 'the specific and highly active user' and has denied some of my purchase requests because 'we can't skew the collection too much toward the taste of the specific and highly active user
I did suggest roughly 100 vampire books for purchase last year. I think this probably has something to do with that.

dragon-in-a-fez
Sep 20
op is there any particular reason the librarians would feel safer not invoking you by name

chloe@chleopatra· May 21

I have now made two different purple tanks for warhammer 40k which I do not play but my best friend does. Hit me up if you want me to paint your model tank purple I guess.

A model of a six-wheeled tank/war machine from warhammer 40k. It is painted in a gradient of purples of various shades

A model of a tank from warhammer 40k that is painted in an array of purple hues. It is supposed to look like an aurora. There is a very small model army man poking out of the turret

chloe@chleopatra· Apr 27

That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about?

Most of the cast of the Netflix show Sense8

chloe@chleopatra· Apr 27

Today’s vibe

imessage text thread reading:
“Whole cocktail of psychiatric medication and antihistamines”

“that’s the title of your memoir”

chloe@chleopatra· Apr 23

I would like to submit Lidi looking like roadkill as a sticker theme:

A fluffy brown cat is laying belly-up on a gray bathmat, presenting her curly belly hair

Fluffy brown tabby is laying belly up on the floor, displaying her curly belly hair and also looking directly into the camera

chloe@chleopatra· Apr 8

The general state of things:

A brown tabby cat with bright green eyes and a white mouth is staring slightly off camera with disdain. She has very long whiskers and eyebrows and her ears are tucked back into airplane mode

chloe@chleopatra· Mar 12

DUQUESNE LIGHT CO.
$28.80 of your $166.00 bill goes to profit

Duquesne Light Co. takes 17.4% of your electric bill as profit.

$760. 6M Total Net Income (2021-2024)
#28 of 110 National Rank (by % of bill)

chloe@chleopatra· Mar 9

I did it yall. I have become the average American family. Eight-year-old me would be so impressed.

Picture of a pamphlet from Nielsen, which says “Great News! You’ve been chosen”

chloe@chleopatra· Mar 5

Saw mill run update: water level high, impending flood

A slightly dark picture of a murky creek. The water is almost level with the bank.

chloe@chleopatra· Feb 10

My grandfather died and this is my grandma’s absolutely unhinged text about it:

Text message from my grandmother:
Hi. I'm sure your Dad told you that Pap had passed away at 3 pm today.
Sad day. Love you both very much.

chloe@chleopatra· Feb 8

Absolute cat relaxation achieved

A brown tabby cat with a white face and white paws is sprawled on the back of a couch with her paws hanging over it. She is very relaxed and asleep.

chloe@chleopatra· Jan 27

Real estate speculators go straight to hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200

Screenshot of a part of a text message exchange:
Text to me from a stranger who wants me to sell my house: “Would you sell in the next 12mo if timing + price were right?”
My response: “I live here and texting strangers asking to buy their homes is offensive. Real estate speculators serve no purpose in society, find a real job”.

chloe@chleopatra· Jan 25

Proof:

Screenshot of a text exchange: a picture of a green SUV in the snow.
Text from my dad: “still waiting for the REAL snow to fall instead of this dusting”
Text from my sister: “Dad- I always forget you’re from Ohio, until you say some really Ohio shit like that”

chloe@chleopatra· Dec 10

Partially brought to you by this stupid ass take with over 700 comments

Preview of a post from the Pittsburgh Reddit page, reads:
These Downtown kids are out of fucking control
And it keeps getting worse. Just once I would love to ride the bus home without getting harassed and having to dodge them picking fights with people….

chloe@chleopatra· Dec 6

Free him

A life sized Pikachu doll, it is smiling and has one paw raised in a wave. The doll is precisely twenty four inches tall.

chloe@chleopatra· Nov 30

Five years ago I was neck deep in the United Museum Workers campaign attempting to unionize my workplace. We won. Here’s a commemorative Gatsby

A fluffy brown tabby cat is laying down with a handmade sign atop him that says “VOTE UNION YES” in blue and gold.

chloe@chleopatra· Aug 16

Everyone dunking on this without reading it, the headline is terrible but actually this seems to have great potential for people with disabilities

Test from quote-skeeted article:
“ While the research is in early stages, the authors said it holds promise of improving on existing brain-computer interface technology that relies on "attempted speech" to enable people with disabilities to communicate. Unlike attempted speech, which involves trying to say words, inner speech doesn't activate the muscles involved in talking, and that could have distinct advantages for people with movement disorders such as
amyotrophic lateral sclerosis or a brainstem stroke. “

chloe@chleopatra· Aug 3

A year ago today I got married to my most favorite person in the whole world

A white wonan with brown hair is wearing a pink dress and holding a bouquet of flowers. She is holding hands with a white man wearing black pants and a white shirt with a pink tie.

chloe@chleopatra· Jul 24

This right here is crazy sauce

Screenshot from Zillow:
6/13/2003 - Sold - $58,000 - $55/sqft
8/15/2025 - Listed for sale - $210,000 (+262.1%) - $199/sqft

Screenshot from Zillow:
3/5/2025 - Listed for sale - $197,000 - $187/sqft
9/30/2024 - Listing removed
9/16/2024 - Price change - $197,000 (-6.2%) - $187/sqft
9/9/2024 - Listed for sale - $210,000 - $199/sqft

chloe@chleopatra· Jun 8

iMessage chat bubble reading: “new kink unlocked: watching ICE agents get assaulted en masse”

chloe@chleopatra· May 30

The Saw Mill Run is runnin’ yall

Picture taken out of a car window showing a very full creek with fast running (dirty) water

chloe@chleopatra· Apr 16

A pair of iMessage text bubbles reading:

See this is an interesting question.
Who's worse: the CIA or the Catholic Church

The Catholic Church definitely has a head start

chloe@chleopatra· Mar 16

And a sweet sleepy Princess for caturday night

A fluffy cat is laying on a purple blanket with her front paws pulled up in bunny pose. She is a brown tabby with a white face and white belly and paws. She has a small brown spot under her nose.

chloe@chleopatra· Mar 15

My beautiful precious angel baby

A brown tabby cat with a white face and chest has her eyes closed while she snuggles into a fuzzy blanket

chloe@chleopatra· Mar 1

Winter is back so the princess has located a throne to curl up on

A fluffy brown tabby cat curls up entirely on top of a gray pillow. It is directly in front of a window.

chloe@chleopatra· Feb 24

A screenshot of my bluesky notifications:
Muh Eggs!!!!! liked your post

I got the ick for eggs like six months ago and haven't eaten them regularly since and right now I'm very grateful for that

chloe@chleopatra· Feb 22

Awoke from my nap to this creature in my bed staring at me

Lidia the small brown tabby cat is laying on a bed on top of a fuzzy gray blanket in a purple bedroom. She has a grumpy look on her face and very long whiskers. Her front paw is extended toward the camera.