Chloemew

@chloemew

34 year old bi idiot from the UK; artist/crafter & avid Megaman/TF2/Transformers fan! Actually a Scout main despite my icon. | she/her | 💝 @sadrabbit Megaman side account: @bestrobotmother

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Chloemew@chloemew· 1d

While I’m plantposting, :) help me

A hawthoria plant with many, MANY extruding flower stalks.

Chloemew@chloemew· 1d

Sorry for more plantposting, this is just what happens when you get into your 30s Anyway this lil guy is so happy and bushy now :] u love to see it

A small dracaena plant with lots of leaves

Chloemew@chloemew· 6d

They're giving out 30c+ temps again next week when I'm travelling....... ouuggghhh

Chloemew@chloemew· 20d

This has been a PSA brought on by my annoyance that these parasites keep cropping up

Chloemew@chloemew· 20d

Amelia tried to make themselves look legit by linking a Twitter and an Artstation, but the stuff posted on there was not at all consistent with what they were posting on Discord, or even consistent in general. Reverse image search brought up the ACTUAL artists that made the emotes they were posting

Chloemew@chloemew· 20d

This probably goes without saying, but if you see someone join your Discord server and immediately start posting about their "commissions" and giving zero details other than to DM them, they are probably not legit lol. See below for examples

Chloemew@chloemew· 26d

Have some vintage Neopets art that I did way back in 2003-2004! Eye strain warning for these lol. I would have been uhhh 11 when I drew these?? #Neopets

A blue Shoyru with darker blue swirl markings drawn in MS Paint. Top text says By Pikachloe4ever, bottom text says __MyoshiLou__

A blue Shoyru with darker blue swirl markings smiling at a butterfly on her arm, drawn in MS Paint. The big text says MYOSHI. The bottom text says NO STICKY PAWS! IMAGE (C) TO PIKACHLOE4EVER UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!

A purple Poogle and a Blue Cybunny drawn in MS Paint. The Poogle is snarling at the Cybunny, who looks startled. The Poogle says, "Don't you DARE paint anything else on my back!" while the Cybunny says, "Woah! Sorry!". Also the background is neon green for some reason.

A purple Poogle drawn in MS Paint, looking up sadly at the night sky with a tear running down her cheek. She has blue stars on her back. The text at the bottom reads PIKACHLOE4EVER.

Chloemew@chloemew· Jul 11

He’s watching you

Smiling mushroom garden ornament with lights for eyes. It’s wide open eyes make it look unsettling

Chloemew@chloemew· Jul 7

Nearly forgot to post this too oop - art fight revenge for @splashartz.bsky.social! #TF2 #TeamFortress2 #ArtFight2026

A red Spy from TF2, looking confused and pointing at a green-haired child

Chloemew@chloemew· Jul 7

And here are some Neopets, who are comparatively much easier for me lol. I'm just now noticing they're all purple except for one, which was not intentional ( ._.)

Chloemew@chloemew· Jul 7

Oh yeah, I never posted the updated/new art fight refs I made here huh. Here are some blokes, I hate drawing humans so they were a pain in the BUTT to draw

Chloemew@chloemew· Jul 7

Before and after spring cleaning

Chloemew@chloemew· Jul 7

(pointing) My silly electric robot dog thing

Chloemew@chloemew· Jul 5

Looks like it's time to get to work on another clip dump

Chloemew@chloemew· Jun 12

Ring ring ring, banana shirt

A yellow shirt with a banana pattern on it.

Chloemew@chloemew· Jun 11

Me: wow the three separate flower stalks my hawthoria grew last year were pretty nuts, I wonder what it’ll be like this year My hawthoria:

A bunch of hawthoria in a single pot with nine emerging flower stalks, many of which are already beginning to branch off

Chloemew@chloemew· Jun 2

Happy Pride! Here's an old pic from 2019 of a bunch of my Neopets :] #Neopets

Several of my Neopets holding various sexuality flags.

Chloemew@chloemew· May 15

My cactus flowered for the first time since I got it hehe :] Didn't even know this one had flowers!

A mammillaria cactus with five pink flowers.

Chloemew@chloemew· May 13

Also throwback to the time I sketched a bunch of old Blapature Co. members with my eyes closed and then lined/rendered the results [2018] #TF2 #TeamFortress2

Various TF2 loadouts and Peterscraps, drawn in very bizarre ways due to the initial sketches being done with my eyes closed

Chloemew@chloemew· May 13

I still have nothing new to post! Sorry. Here is an old beautiful Scout instead [2016] #TF2 #TeamFortress2

Chloemew@chloemew· Apr 15

Olllllld sketch of my Engie that I don’t think I ever posted… I wanna say this is from 2015?? #TeamFortress2 #TF2

Pencil sketch of my TF2 Engineer loadout, just kinda standing there slouching. There’s a cloud over his head with snow coming down from it.

Chloemew@chloemew· Apr 7

Shoutout to the kalanchoe I got that shot up after I repotted and watered it

A kalanchoe in a small pot. The leaves are a bit ragged and many of the flowers have dried and shrivelled.

The kalanchoe in a new, bigger pot. The old pot sits to the left.

The same kalanchoe, now much taller and with lots more leaves.

Chloemew@chloemew· Apr 7

Got another free plant from work lol. Gave it a bit of water and it perked right up

A dragon tree with very limp, droopy leaves.

The same dragon tree, with its leaves now lifted. To the left is a peace lily and to the right is an orchid.

Chloemew@chloemew· Apr 1

Warm-up doodle turned into mucking about with shading/lighting styles ( ._.)b #TF2 #TeamFortress2 #Pyro

My Pyro, drawn with a thick outline sitting on the floor, looking up at the viewer. He's shaded in black & white.

The same drawing, but now in colour, with red/yellow shading/highlights and a faintly coloured outline.

Chloemew@chloemew· Mar 29

I know there's this already but a.) it's old and b.) I don't care about L4D or Portal comics

Cover of the book VALVE presents: The Sacrifice and other steam-powered stories

Chloemew@chloemew· Mar 29

Since I finally finished my felt flower kit, I went ahead and opened my wooden sunflower kit too on a whim

A wooden sunflower made from pre-cut pieces, with a little cardboard bee attached.

Chloemew@chloemew· Mar 29

Never mind lol I finally finished the flowers, nearly 4 months after I started on them :’)

Holding a bouquet of felt flowers in red, yellow, orange, pink and cream, along with felt leaves

The felt flowers/leaves arranged in a white ceramic vase with yellow squiggles, on a mantelpiece, with green tinsel behind it and two soft toy bees either side

Chloemew@chloemew· Mar 28

Back home!!!! I don’t know where I’m going to put these new robots lol I have no room left on my shelf

Various Transformers prints, figures, and stickers. Figures include Transformers Prime Megatron/Ultra Magnus, Animated Bumblebee/Prowl and Kickback. There are soft toy keychains of Hot Rod and Shockwave, plus perler bead keychains of Ultra Magnus and Minimus Ambus.

Chloemew@chloemew· Mar 28

Was pleasantly surprised to spot a Spy at TFNation today hehe

A cosplay of a BLU Spy holding a RED intelligence briefcase, wearing a Soundwave mask

Chloemew@chloemew· Mar 27

BALD! BALD!!