“This here is a run-out-the-clock situation” is one of the most useful axioms of modern life. It has shaped me. It’s how you fight the river.

Billy Joel names it as a perfect song

just the dumbest, most gullible dipshits

Timothy Simons—famous for playing Jonah Ryan in Veep (born in Readfield, Maine, University of Maine graduate) has an opportunity to do the funniest thing #MEsen #platner

You're not kidding. Prior to flipping it, he glances up to the spot in the air where he correctly estimates it will reach its height before falling again.

some crybabies On Here big mad that voters chose Becerra — a guy who hasn’t lost a race since 2001 — over some also-ran losers like losers I guess, idk

American television has a proud tradition of TV shows that pretend to be about class, but aren’t: The Apprentice. Yellowstone, The Wire, etc

You can go straight to hell.

Look, I'm fine with attaching this body count to Musk's name until the day he dies. But we do need to unironically reassess the guy who set up a global network of secret torture prisons. I mean,

godDAMNit

@cademocrats.bsky.social Hi team. A contentious gubernatorial is one thing. But you can't even run a slate?Treasurer? Board of Equalization?? This is kind of pathetic. What's the point of a state party? Pick a lane.

Just perfect. Flawless.

we’re at the Don’t Shame Stupid People for Being Stupid part of the cycle and I am tired

We're Not Ready For This Conversation, but to your point, a low-key valid defense: she legit wasn't hot enough to raise red flags

"the individual builds empires and companies and technology"

evergreen

"I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.”

This comic is half a century old.

Why is the divorce rate plummeting?

"I wanted to start HRT, but the casting cost is wild. Requires tapping two doctors, sacrificing your old wardrobe, and putting up with a solid year of summoning sickness before you can attack."

let's see if it pays off

tfw your soybean market isn't coming back