Chris Smith

@chrissamsdad

Tall, retired, far-left, married, disco-loving, motorhome voyager, former Dutch resident, now French resident (in Lower Normandy). Festival volunteer/worker during the summer.

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Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· 29d

Without saying your age, what's your favourite film that came out when you were 18?

Two guys wearing insulated jackets, one red, one green, both wet, in the dark in a misty background. There is a subtitle: 'Beware the Moon'. From the film 'An American Werewolf in London'.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· 29d

Giving off Fast Show's Professor Denzil Dexter vibes

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· Jun 25

"You know what this room needs? Ducting"

The main dining area in the Paris cafeteria 'Bouillon Chartier'. It has a stained glass ceiling in Art Nouveau style, along with mirrors and lamps in the same style.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· Jun 24

Biff Tannen's Pleasure Palace - the neon fronted billboard from the film 'Back to the Future II'

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· Jun 14

What's Up Doctor Beat? #CatchphrasesInASongOrMovie

Bugs Bunny in a recumbent posture, holding a carrot with a bite taken out of it.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· Jun 14

With Me Little Stick of Blackpool Rock the Kasbah. #CatchphrasesInASongOrMovie

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· Jun 14

You Stupid Boys Don't Cry. #CatchphrasesInASongOrMovie

Capt Mainwaring from the UK TV sitcom "Dad's Army"

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· Jun 14

So that's where the Blue Man Group got the idea from!

The Blue Man Group holding drumsticks as they drum on different coloured wet paint lit from below causing it to jump in the air and glow like lava.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· Jun 12

They do a good version of the Garibaldi biscuit in the Netherlands, they're covered in yoghurt icing. It takes the edge off the dryness. They also flavour the raisins.

A packet of biscuits labelled 'yoghurt fruitbiscuit'

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 29

The gaudy neon frontage of Biff Tannens 'Pleasure Paradise' from Back to the Future.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 29

BREAKING: Florence Foster Jenkins has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebrations.

A black & white image of the world's worst opera singer, Florence Foster Jenkins, dressed in a long flowing silk gown with angel wings.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 28

But which one is the best?

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 27

Oh no, go back!

A recreation of an Art Nouveau jewellery shop in the Musée Carnavalet in Paris.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 27

You missed out the best one!

A very old street sign: 'Rue des Mauvais Garcons'

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 22

I imagine these transphobe loons will only be happy when there's a genital version of Viz's Bottom Inspectors at the entrance to every toilet.

A nazi-style man with a monocle and a hat with an 'OBI' (Office of Bottom Inspection) badge. He's saying "WE HAVE COME TO LOOK AT YOUR BOTTOMS!"

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 21

Post a picture of a Beatles song.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 20

The text "I think that I shall never see / A poem as lovely as a WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.

underneath it is a deformed looking tree with what looks like several eyes and ear and a screaming mouth along with teeth.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 20

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

Fake movie poster for The Rutles - All you need is cash.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 20

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 18

This is a cat check point: relinquish the most recent cat picture on your phone.

A small black & white cat sitting in a caravan window.

Chris Smith@chrissamsdad· May 17

Shocking manipulation of statistics from #Labour in their claim that they've significantly improved waiting lists. Both these tactics are misleading: 1) Very short period designed to maximise curve. 2) non-zero baseline designed to maximise curve. Image from Labour's FB on left. ONS on the right.