taken one second apart

The vet called this little guy an A+ patient 🥰

ayyyyyyyyy

new contract who dis

friendship ended with bluesky app now witchsky.app is my best friend

email received

Lock screen checkpoint featuring my son

thinkin about him

QRP with your pride flags

my little pokemon

No, sorry, that’s not Calvin, that’s his alter ego Mr. Leg

me seeing anything about the new starfox

Since biopics are in the discourse again I want to remind everyone that Rocketman exists and is wonderful! It plays with a lot of the typical rock star biopic tropes, but actually elevates them into a work of art. It's hilarious and heartbreaking and cheesy and joyful and unapologetically queer

thinking about him

how’s the public transit in Austin, you ask?

be kind to my beloved

Reunited

NO YOU

Can you believe my day job makes me leave this little guy every day

This is the only screenshot of Pentiment I have ever taken. The hit of dopamine I got from a request for this very screenshot was off the charts

Another boomer meme has appeared in the break room at my day job

I love my dog so freakin much

it's giving

my childhood girly games