Chris Patterson
@chriswritesplays
Playwright and Screenwriter. Semi-retired Actor. Satirist. Harlem, NYC Business inquiries through Email. DM's open.
One month without you felt like an eternity. Two months without you feels like Hell. But I know you would have loved to see the Knicks win. Because you were my cat, and I raised you right... ❤️
Everyone shut up- EVERYONE SHUT UP! I'm watching my stories... One of my favorite Youtubers is a Black woman. 👍🏾
You may not be there in the physical. But I can still feel your presence near me every day. Love you, Shadow. 💕
"The light cascades around you, Fur flying in the window, Chasing treats in an open field, I yield, For I was always a sword to your shield..." -Me, (Just now) I love you Shadow. I miss you very much. Sleep well, Baby. Yes, I used to write poetry... 💕
"This is a test of the emergency broadcast system..." Me: "EHHH!!! EHHH!!! EHHHH!!!" Big news to announce in the coming months!
My baby. My love. My friend. Nodding off on my Xbox controller. Being a cat dad is the greatest joy. I'll always love and miss you, My Shadow...
To make an incredibly long story short, I lost my beloved cat on April 18th. She was a valued member of our family. I got her on the worst night of my life. I love you, Shadow. There are not enough characters in the world to express that... ❤️💔
"Everything can change! In a New York Minute..." #BlackMonday
My very first playthrough. It's been a long time coming... #LifeIsStrange
AND I HAVE BECOME DEATH! THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! 86 SCRIPTS! 34 YEARS OLD! HOLLA AT YOUR BOY! #THL2026
Loved ones who have passed on always reveal themselves through the weather...
"Heroes get remembered. But Legends will never die. Follow your heart, Kid. And you can never go wrong..." See you soon. 💕
It's BRICK outside! Got me looking like Bernie Sanders indoors...
"HBD, Roy. We love and miss you. Chris + Kaye" Heroes get remembered. But legends never die...
One more thing. Happy birthday to my favorite Singer and artistic inspiration for the past 20 years. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SCRIPTS I'VE WRITTEN TO HER MUSIC?! HUH?! DO YOU?! *Clears throat* Happy Birthday, Hayley Williams. The Queen of ROCK! 🤘🏾
