I dropped a bottle of mustard but at least I was dressed for it.

Oh good we can form a club!

Ha! That’s a bit extr- … Never mind.

Update: Found this lil guy at a secondhand store for pretty cheap. Now I just need an amp, a pick and some lessons.

Had to share this juxtaposition:

I got long fake nails for the first time. They’re pale pink and sparkly and rounded square tipped because I have quite long fingers and they look dramatic and cunty as fuck. Somehow I think they have improved my phone typing but I kind of feel like I’m in drag.

There is no name that evokes a peacock less than “Kevin.”

Today’s offline activity has been mainly this very satisfying sticker mosaic collage book.

So, you gonna block yourself, blockhead? 💅

Almost picked this pic but I didn’t want everyone to get boners.

Show me a picture that captures your essence

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Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image

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If you like the irukandji, you’re going to love gympie-gympie plant. (See alt text)

I did absolutely nothing today. Ok, not nothing. I made a little Lego cactus. She’s very pretty.

If you see this, post an archer (any excuse to post a picture of myself looking badass)

We’re having a “decades” theme day at work and I came dressed up as myself in the late 90’s and nobody really appreciates my attention to detail or that I look hella cute. But can’t reveal my face here, so…

The People Under the Stairs (1991)

Quote-Post a random photo from your camera roll. No explanation (but pls use alt text). I want to be confused.

Walked past a guy I find annoying at work. Forgot to make sure my face was neutral and realised I had this expression on:

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Here is a thread of some hawks I saw on my recent trip:

Today I learned T-Rex probably had lips. What’s next?

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours...

Here’s a pretty lizard I saw in Mexico last week.

Post your warning sign.