CPAP enthusiast
@circumvolation
Programmer, rat dad, into dudes, I will never try to sell you anything on Sunday mornings 我喜欢道家☯️
I love Wally's, I really do, but for a gas station with their square footage they have no place to sit and eat. Literally only 2 tables and they are outside and they are occupied.
The fireworks started, one of them exploded at ground level, the fireworks stopped, the ambulance arrived
You purposely avoid wearing your political hats and shirts to be a good party guest but people will inevitably show up in Gulf of America merch anyway
Him at 11:00pm: let's go to the gym 11:30: let's go to the hydro massage chairs 12:30 let's go to the hospital
People misjudge the turn and get their cars stuck on this rock at a Panera parking lot multiple times a week. It has its own Facebook page. It is the town's LIl Sebastion.
This local restaurant is nice but I really wish they would get rid of the clowns
My fortune cookie had no fortune. It was an unfortunate cookie.
Several months ago I learned how to make bread with Greek yogurt and flour and now it's my whole personality
I had fish and chips from a food truck and I think it's the best I've tasted. The batter was solid and crunchy. The meat was firm like chicken breast. Fries were good too and it came with plenty of spicy mayo and tartar sauce.
I've never seen a small town with so much pride about a specific vocation.
Taking him for a 3am ER visit post surgery. I didn't bring my sunglasses but I'm thinking that might have been too optimistic🙃
I can't believe I used up a 5 pound bag of flour in a few months. I also can't believe how good these peanut butter pancakes are.
I built my PC a little over a year ago and I still love it so much. Its bluetooth audio works from all around my house. It isn't running Windows. Anything I download fits into RAM so one-off downloads don't even write to my drives. I can send SMS texts from it and shut it down from my phone.