CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER: SITGØ sign or the right field wall 135’ from home with pesky pole in right-center?
imagine how good wilyer abreu would be if he could hit *squints eyes*…right-handers?
receiving congratulatory happy father‘s day texts when you’ve been a dad for less than two weeks
finally got around to rewatching Into The Spider-Verse yesterday for the first time since it came out. an all-time classic cut. I gotta get this framed for my apartment
Don’t remember thinking this much about a Sox 3B Coach since wave ‘em in Wendell Kim’s reign of terror
FRIEND: no rapping tonight PETER THIEL: why? FRIEND: you rap about the antichrist everytime, it's embarrassing PETER THIEL: ok [after one black rifle buzzball] PETER THIEL: uh oh y'all I like my apples sliced
pretty fun that Early basically turns into a Cy candidate when runners are on:
the fans in the background viewing the tape of Logan O’Hoppe (foreground, writhing) taking one in the dick and balls
