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Clarith

@clarithgearha

leftist anti-censorship artistic shitposting i plan on posting art and unhinged rambling

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Clarith@clarithgearha· 13d

chameleon

a drawing of a bizarre chameleon-like monster

Clarith@clarithgearha· Jul 18

the more i think about that one specific One Piece theory that's been floating around the Korean speaking internet, the more i believe it and the more i want it to be true

Clarith@clarithgearha· Jul 16

Melee Peach was super bimbo coded, but the voice actor they used from Brawl onward made her sound like an old lady teasing her grandkid instead

Clarith@clarithgearha· Jul 12

a dollar is enough for me to suck your dick

Clarith@clarithgearha· Jun 20

chameleon

drawing of a chameleon/frog/grasshopper-like creature with green, pink, purple, yellow, and brown skin, purple and yellow wings, and a beak similar to a bird of prey

Clarith@clarithgearha· Jun 14

oioioioioioioioioioiooiio i want her to be my slutty gf who makes me watch her fuck other guys oiiooiioioiooiiooiiioiooiio

Clarith@clarithgearha· May 31

crab

drawing of a crab with four legs, colorful markings, and two large pincers

Clarith@clarithgearha· May 22

you should get a fightstick and replace its joystick with the dildo

Clarith@clarithgearha· Apr 28

i'm not into it, but i can kind of see some eroticism in a balloon slowly being inflated until it pops; that would be like building to an orgasm and having your johnthomas erupt with vigor. otherwise i don't get it

Clarith@clarithgearha· Apr 26

There's actually a push in some feminist spaces to replace vagina with cunt (cock and cunt have actually been English words longer than their less offensive counterparts) because cunt just means "wedge"

Clarith@clarithgearha· Apr 24

i glanced away and my Spanish is rusty; did he just call her a cunt

Clarith@clarithgearha· Apr 15

i mean unless the porn movie is animated you're still jerking off to real people

Clarith@clarithgearha· Apr 1

i'm a dumb piece of shit asshole big dick grey street goblin

Clarith@clarithgearha· Mar 26

Pickle Rick is in my ass tonight, we both gonna have a good time

Clarith@clarithgearha· Mar 20

i need to clean all the crust out of my butthole

Clarith@clarithgearha· Mar 4

I'm terrified of a goblin jumping me in an alley and sucking my cock

Clarith@clarithgearha· Feb 20

i'd also be a total fucking slut if i was attractive tbh

Clarith@clarithgearha· Feb 18

"Hanappe Bazooka is about a girl crazy virgin loser who gets abused by his parents and sister, and then he accidentally summons two demons named Mephisto and Bazooka by writing Abracadabra while masturbating, and the two demons fuck his mom and sister and give his dad a shitton of money and Bazooka has an actual bazooka and it just gets more batshit from there. It's like Chainsaw Man if it was good"

Clarith@clarithgearha· Feb 7

screenshot of Wikipedia's list of mythical locations; Domdaniel is circled and compared to Damn Daniel (i'm sorry idk how to alt text this without ruining the joke)

Clarith@clarithgearha· Feb 5

Are you sure you want to send this?

ClarithGearha: Jeff and Jizz engineered the entire culture war

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Clarith@clarithgearha· Feb 2

decided to start screenshotting any messages Twitch asks me if i'm sure about

Screenshot saying "Are you sure you want to send this?" followed by a Twitch chat message: "ClarithGearha: tbh i've always wondered what they'd do if you just walked into a hair salon and asked them to dye your pubes green. Would they do it or just kick you out" followed by "Your message may contain words that could be considered offensive or disrespectful"

Clarith@clarithgearha· Jan 12

it already annoys me enough when Viz erases Japanese sound effects and redraws them, fucking up the original art in the process, but Dr Slump's sound effects are already in English why did they erase them and rewrite them i swear they just wanted to annoy me in particular

Screenshot of manga panels with original sound effects "WEEEOOOUUMM" for a motorcycle and "WIU WIU WIU WIU" for a cop car

Official English translation changes these sound effects to "BROOO-PUT-PUT" and "WEE-OOO WEE-OOO" for no clear reason

Clarith@clarithgearha· Jan 11

when the Slavic folklore hits you with the surprise incest

Wikipedia screenshot with text: "Kostroma. A spring-summer ritual character, as well as a fertility goddess associated with rusalkas and mavkas. According to myth, she drowned herself in a lake when she discovered that her newlywed husband, Kupalo, was her brother. She lured every man who met her into the watery abyss. Later, the gods took pity on the rusalka, and turned her and Kupalo into a single flower."

Clarith@clarithgearha· Jan 1

excuse me?

Wikipedia screenshot: main text: The first living mummies in fiction were mostly female, and they were presented in a romantic and sexual light, often as love interests for the protagonist; this metaphorically represented the sexualized Orientalism and the colonial romanticization of the East.

full visible text: The mummy genre has its origins in the 19th century when Ottoman-controlled Egypt was being colonized by France and, subsequently, by Victorian Britain. The first living mummies in fiction were mostly female, and they were presented in a romantic and sexual light, often as love interests for the protagonist; this metaphorically represented the sexualized Orientalism and the colonial romanticization of the East. Notable examples of this trend include "The Mummy's Foot" by Théophile Gautier, The Jewel of Seven Stars by Bram Stoker, "The Ring of Thoth" by Arthur Conan Doyle, She: A History of Adventure and "Smith and the Pharaohs" by H. Rider Haggard, "My New Year's Eve Among the Mummies" by Grant Allen, "The Unseen

Clarith@clarithgearha· Nov 23

caption reading: "No controversies. No allegations. No domestic abuse. No secret children. No drama. Just straight selling cigarettes to kids [flame emoji" image depicts Joe Camel leaning on a sports car

Clarith@clarithgearha· Nov 16

how do i fix this

Caption: "What i want to look like:" images: Ryouji Kaji, Shinji Ikari, Thorfinn during the latter part of the slave arc of Vinland Saga, Gerudo Link, Perona, Fate's portrayal of Chevalier d'Eon, Megurine Luka. Caption: "What i actually look like:" image: a soyjak

Clarith@clarithgearha· Nov 15

this popped into my head and idk what it means but it felt right

Caption reading: Jontron if he took a shower for once in his goddamn life followed by an image of PeanutButterGamer

Clarith@clarithgearha· Nov 15

made a meme no one else in the world will find funny

a pterodactyl enemy from Crash Bandicoot 3 with the top text caption "I should get a CDL" bottom text "(Commercial driver's license)"

Clarith@clarithgearha· Nov 9

i think my fish needs mood stabilizers

drawing of a very ugly fish with arms and legs (cheated perspective is used to only draw one of each). It's cyan at the top and green everywhere else, with sharp teeth and spines covered in blood. It has purple fins at the top and red beardlike fins on its chin. It has a small devil tail.

Clarith@clarithgearha· Nov 1

Me wearing a plague doctor outfit

Plague doctor outfit, but with a white labcoat, poorly fitted face-shield, and blue gloves