There is probably nothing I am more confident about than my ability to formulate a thought in writing, but then I read @davidjroth.bsky.social and realize I will never be that good at it.

No thank you.

You aren't missing much:

Not surprising, but he's just straight up making up numbers.

Not bad:

These are the players that are confirmed to have worked out for the Thunder. I know Lendeborg and Karaban are both Thunder culture players. I imagine when I investigate the rest, they'll also have those characteristics.

Whenever they cut away to a shot of Mitch Johnson, I think of this.

aI iS gOiNg To ReVoLuTiOnIzE pRoDuCtIvItY! The powerpoint slide Copilot created for my fraud triangle:

All left to right, you say?

Unproud and immortal

I have a guess at why:

Trump told us he doesn’t draw.

If Caruso played hockey:

Probably skin cancer

So, at least one week without all three of the team's best scorers and at least two weeks before they're all available.

What identifying information is there? That he's a Mets fan?

The Thunder are so in the heads of the rest of the NBA that other teams are encouraging one of the franchises to tank better.

Is there another Harden in the NBA?

OnLy CrImINaLs CaRrY gUnS oN oUr StReEtS

I'll be honest: I know nothing about Braylon Mullins as a player. But if the Thunder draft him, I will have full on Byron Mullens PTSD.