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Title@clevertitle· 13d

Picture of a full moon with a prominent halo framed by pine trees. Taken
at midnight right before things got crazy.

Title@clevertitle· 22d

A cheesy Infomercial pitch man hawks "flex calk" a rubberized leak repair system so advanced it's been banned by the military

Title@clevertitle· 25d

Title@clevertitle· Jul 13

An AI spoof of Mitch McConnell‘s “proof of life“ photo. Mitch is standing, throwing a kick higher than his head.

Title@clevertitle· Jul 12

Cartoon in the style of the New Yorker Magazine, Grim Reaper standing in front of Mitch McConnell's front door, there are two speech bubbles, intentionally left blank to give folks an opportunity to engage in the creative process of cartooning

Title@clevertitle· Jul 10

I'd give anything to dump my Starlink 🫤 (Top center)

Starlink antenna mounted high in a pine tree

Title@clevertitle· Jul 4

They've arrived here too.

Title@clevertitle· Jun 27

Fast forward, six months? 🤔

On Hitler’s birthday in 1945 he came out of the bunker long enough to say hello to some Hitler youth that no doubt would be splattered by Russian forces in the next coming days

Title@clevertitle· Jun 26

Discovered my spirit animal! Originally posted sometime after midnight but reposting because it's important that the world know.

A chipmunk photographed at full gallop running across my studio floor. It's very dramatic and impactful because none of his legs are touching the ground, he almost appears to be flying about 1 inch above the floor.

Title@clevertitle· Jun 20

Serious Bram Stoker shit

A woman struggling to conceal her Transylvanian canines

Title@clevertitle· Jun 15

They usually visiting groups, but this one is always solo. I like to think she and I have a thing.

Title@clevertitle· May 14

🤔 "goals"

Chilkoot pass 1898, black-and-white image shows a long line of wannabe goldminers making their way single file over the pas to the Klondike to strike it rich.

Title@clevertitle· May 10

Glad to hear some people are finally taking this seriously, after we get settled down though…

A poster divided into two panels. The top panel shows a large fish chasing 12 tiny fish, beneath that. "DO NOT PANIC" In the lower panel the large fish is now swimming away from the tiny fish as they have formed into the shape of an even larger fish now chasing the original large fish.
(not my best alt description🫤)

Title@clevertitle· May 2

Meet "Ellas", my latest follower. I haven't checked recently, but the majority of my followers are just like her, quietly and without a lot of noisy words, building my online self-esteem from the inside out! (Someday will all these 🧟 accounts rise up and eat us or something? 🤔)

Title@clevertitle· Apr 30

If you see any of this, grab some for me

Image of "chicken of the Forest" fungi it appears like swollen cabbage leaves died orange similar to candy corn then loosely stacked on top of each other, emerging from the bark of an oak tree

Title@clevertitle· Apr 30

I wonder what these fellas are up to this evening? 🤔

four unnamed golf players that left the PGA to join LIV. Wearing blue sport shirts they’re standing with their arms around each other, smiling

Title@clevertitle· Apr 28

4/23 So cal

Photograph of gas prices posted at a gas station $5.79 for regular 87 octane $7.49 diesel #2 cash prices. Credit prices not shown .10c more

Title@clevertitle· Apr 25

Nightclub on Northwest corner of Santa Monica Blvd. and Crescent Heights in West Hollywood. It was my punk Mecca around 1980. Not my photo, but I went to THIS show. Also saw TSOL, Black Flag, Buzzcocks, X, sex pistols, and a bunch of other bands that the drugs have erased from my memory.

Picture of the Starwood nightclub marquee located on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood circa 1980 performing groups – Damaged Head, Wall of Voodoo, The Blasters, Plimsouls, Phil Seymour.

Title@clevertitle· Apr 25

It could be worse…

Pictured are the two characters from the tediously vanilla "love is…" Cartoon the female appears to be wearing stiletto pumps while the male ogles her behind

Title@clevertitle· Apr 25

He just released a new book, available on Amazon. Y'all should read it and leave a helpful review!

Title@clevertitle· Apr 25

He's currently on tour pitching this book (not a joke, not AI)

Title@clevertitle· Apr 24

How do we know it's "his shit"? 🤔

Title@clevertitle· Apr 22

It's no joke around here mister, and it all starts with quality footwear... SAFETY FIRST! Yes, you heard that right, 🥾INDUSTRY🥾 "... for industry"

Title@clevertitle· Apr 22

Almost sounds like a long haiku. I bought and assembled a log splitter yesterday. They said it couldn't be done without a second person to assist. HA I say! (the dull pain radiating from my hip that I woke up with this morning has nothing to do with it 🫤)

Me feeling pretty good about myself with the fully assembled log splitter hitched to the back of my ancient Toyota Sequoia

Title@clevertitle· Apr 22

Won't support the new green deal. Voted for a resolution memorializing Charlie Kirk after his death. In the 2023 spending freeze he pretty much sided with Republicans calling their ridiculous overtures "reasonable" AIPAC beneficiary ETC ETC ETC

Title@clevertitle· Apr 17

Anybody care to speculate on what this might be? 🤔

Title@clevertitle· Apr 15

People who knowingly post obvious AI crap are snot eels, Slippery, slimy and comprised mostly of mucus.

Title@clevertitle· Apr 15

Here we get World War II era T6 Texan trainer aircraft making lazy circles over LA for hours upon hours, 3-4 times a month. They were buzzing around on the weekend, I guess the cost of aviation fuel isn't a problem for them. @mrl53.bsky.social

Title@clevertitle· Apr 14

H E Y C A L I F O R N I A Y'all ready for the January 2 Primary SmackDown here?

Title@clevertitle· Apr 12