Clint Fern

@clintfern

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Clint Fern@clintfern· 1d

Unable or unwilling to count?

A news ticker with the text

BREAKING PM Luxon says he doesn't know the numbers in yesterday's confidende vote.

Clint Fern@clintfern· 2d

The National Party's current supposed Mr Fixit is old Dulboot Bishop, a man that has failed in numerous coup attempts. Stick to the gutter Chris.

A disconsolate Chris Bishop looking at his phone while sat in a gutter in the grounds of parliament.

Clint Fern@clintfern· 2d

Erika slowly realising who is going to be shot at dawn.

Erika Stanford realising the consequences of her failed coup.

Clint Fern@clintfern· 3d

Luxon has assembled his caucus backers.

A picture of Christopher Luxon sat all alone in a sports arena.

Clint Fern@clintfern· 3d

A picture of Christopher Luxon in a coffin being carried by Andrew Bayly, Smeagol Brown & Paul Goldsmith. An ecstatic Chris Bishop walks behind.

Clint Fern@clintfern· 4d

An election message.

It reads "Don't vote for the Coalition of

Useless Numpties (with a photo of Chris Luxon and Nicola Willis)

Tossers & (with a photo of Shame Jones and a racist old man)

Shits (with a photo of Paul Henry and David Seymour)

Clint Fern@clintfern· 8d

Numpty Grumpty sat on a wall. Numpty Grumpty had a great fall. All the bishop’s horses and all the bishops’s men couldn’t be bothered to put Gumpty together again.

A picture of Numpty Grumpty aka Christrougher Luxon.

It is his actual face grimacing on top of the puppet in the Backbencher pub in Wellington.

Clint Fern@clintfern· 13d

Happy with Act down at 5% and Nats at 8%. The NZF alignments are smashing the gentailers & the sovereign wealth fund so I can cope with that. whichparty.nz

Clint Fern@clintfern· 17d

Just got this piece of pottery from French friends. Anyone got any ideas what it is, before I have to ask the sender. #pottery

Le Parc pottery from France.

A triangular dish and a half globe with a triangular hole in it.

Clint Fern@clintfern· 28d

Winston Peters in an auditorium with panels either side of him that read "Captain" and "Cooker".

Apologies to the Mussel Inn and their very fine manuka flavoured beer.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jul 13

Sam feeding Rainbow Lorikeets from his tiktok. June this year.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jul 10

For some reason 'that' Luxon image is giving me these vibes. I name the piece American Wannabe Gothic

A pastiche of the painting American Gothic with the grinning visages of Christopher and Amanda Luxon replacing the originals.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jul 9

Got a leaked excerpt from Bishop's own copy.

A supposed copy of Chris Bishop's Roads of National Party Significance document with various crossing outs and deletions.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jul 8

Spot the difference

Luxon in his backyard wanting a robot mower.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jul 7

This one at Fisher and Paykel. Double hair net and hood on Luxon.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jul 7

A picture of a Blue Meanie from the Beatles film Yellow Submarine.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 26

Here it is without visiting Insta. All credit to beehiving_badly.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 24

A parody of the Drake meme with the face of corrupt minister Shane Jones superimposed.

Top image has Shane looking aghast and holding up his hand to text that says Walking.

Bottom image has Shane looking delighted and pointing at text that says Wanking

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 24

Name your fav album to hear start to finish, no skips. I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again.

The cover of the magnificent Radiator by Super Furry Animals

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 19

Pretty much guaranteed for the Canes now. Also wondering why the Highlanders have had terrible form of late? See pic below.

An awful bald man wearing a HIghlanders shirt.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 19

Two of these today. "It's just dumb, racist stuff" Wayne Brown on NZF trying to scrap the IMSB "Tamaki's rants & deliberate targeting of ethnic communities & cowardly social media attacks against individuals are designed to tear at our social fabric .. the actions of a scared bully" Mark Mitchell

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 18

He's billing it at the worlds "largest mining conference". The picture he's giving out is of 23 ministers (out of 195 countries) and I don't see many recognisable faces in it.

A photograph of at most 23 ministers at what has been billed as the world's largest mining conference. The only one I can recognise is professional grifter Shane Jones of Aotearoa New Zealand.

Any other names / countries would be appreciated.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 18

Tonight's sunset, Cable Bay, Te Tau Ihu. Bonus points for the sliver of moon.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 17

Thanks for looking at this. I <think> I may have worked out the problem and it's probably a desktop / coding one. Two articles today with different fonts screenshots here. First one code has - font-familytiemposText, "tiemposText Fallback", 2nd - font-family"Tiempos Text", "“Noto Serif SC”",

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 17

Cheeseburger eating surrender monkey

Man that capitulated to almost all Iran's demands.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 14

The Winston party corrected branding.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 12

Sell a man your religion Take a mortgage out on his soul A booming business Buying, selling belief Standing in the pews Talking bullshit, bullshit, bullshit Bullshit, bullshit

Julie Andrews with her guitar surrounded by Von Trapp children from the Sound of Music

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 9

No reason whatsover.

Nicolae Ceaușescu stood on the balcony trying to quell a booing crowd.

The supposed 'stable' Genius of the Carpathians.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 6

Bringing back Weebles.

Clint Fern@clintfern· Jun 5

TAB are refusing bets on this guy being the cause.