omg @los-los.bsky.social

sorry I’m late, I was trying to conceive

I was gone for awhile. timeline cleanse. context: I’ve gotten 1-3 blooms in the four years I’ve had it. this year, my son sent me this on the day of mothers.

not to brag, but

she gave me a modesty towel 💀

jesus sees you lying to your children all day.

oh no I forgot about the roast I left in my DMs.

I’m not ready to move in yet but you can set your own butthole scan on my toilet.

my baby is named hank too 🖤

no idea 😂

I’m sorry? I’ll have you know I have on nike slides with footies. holding up my coffee so you can see it. what do you think? 😂

maybe this will help (please tell me you remember these creations)

🖤🖤

you’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?

well done. let me show you my pussy.