Apartment #freebie of the day. Pretty.

I've never had a bird welcome me to the zoo before.

Worth every damned penny I paid to get into the zoo. Meet Auggie. Omg. I am in love.

This fucker. Can you teach a cat how to use a spoon? I'm tired.

Apartment #freebie of the day. I'm losing my freebie mind because this is downstairs for the taking, and I can't take it because I HAVE NO ROOM IN MY APARTMENT FOR IT!

Pfft. Go ahead. Start the project. It'll take decades, so when he kicks it, they can just veer off course and turn it into a giant scrotum instead. It would be the perfect legacy for this sentient pile of orange shit.

Apartment #freebie of the day. I mean, I have way too many perfumes as it is, but I'll take it.

SQUIRREL DRAMA! (I'll spare you the aftermath photo with 50 plus staples in my arm! Lmao) Beware the squirrels.

Guess what was outside of my bedroom window todaaaay!!

I can't stop crying watching this one. Look at him. Where has the time gone???

Apartment #freebie of the day. Crystal and metal Jonathan Y table lamp. Super pretty.

Apartment #freebie of the day. I need something higher by the couch, so my puzzle station is better lit. This will do it. Pier 1 Hayworth Gold floor lamp. Niiiice.

He always wants to touch me. I took my hand away so I could puzzle, and now he's just holding my leg in its place.

Anyone else got a cat who likes to hold their hand?

I missed the puppy birthday today cuz of my sciatica, but his mom sent me some photos. I love the dogs at my complex. Here's Benny, Benny greeting Augie and Miss Rosalita, the mountain that lives across the hall.

Apartment #freebie of the day: This gorgeous greenery is a nice little addition! Just praying my cats don't eat it before I can kill it with my lack of green thumbs.

Apartment #freebie of the day: How cute are these little guys for my furbabies!

Going to a birthday party for one of my favorite neighbors next week... lol.

If I didn't already think that the world was swirling around the bowl of a golden toilet headed to our imminent death, I would now. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS?

It's insane. LMAO. I also #freebied a new rug this week. I didn't post this one as I got lazy and just stuffed it into my bedroom, but it's the one below and I like it much better than the super fuzzy one I once had. That one was too hard to vacuum.

Apartment #freebie of the day. Found a new hanging door mirror that I really needed for the bathroom, and someone put out a really nice Kohler trashcan, like the one below. It's so much nicer than my old trashcan!

One more apartment #freebie of the day: Urban Outfitters. Tags still attached. Pretty and shiny. I love shiny things.

Apartment #freebies of the day: Foot massages feel weird.

Apartment #freebie of the day & a bonus #thrifting find: Someone put out a new bottle of Good Chemisty "Sugar Berry" body spray, and it smells AMAZING. Also, I finally utilized the new faux corduroy couch covers snagged for a grand total of $14 a few weeks back. They really brighten up the room.

Apartment #freebie of the day. I didn't even bother to post these because... pillows. I have two of them now, because the blue & white color scheme reminds me of Delft, which I collect. But I just now took a moment to Google the Callisto home brand. Who pays this much money for pillows?