Coda
@coda
29 | Network closet dweller, video editor, purveyor of impractical gadgets, phone/PC repair technician, full-time horse on the internet. I fight for the users. (he/him) 🩷💙💜 Ypsi/Ann Arbor, MI
Nintendo’s ability to make beaky boys is unparalleled and I feel like we don’t talk about that enough
Clearly I’m not the only one that’s spent the better part of the last year trying to troubleshoot Honeywell barcode scanners
You know, life was so much simpler when I fell out of following sports. It’s my fault for reinvesting, really. #DetroitPistons
Every college student’s MacBook getting a silicone keyboard cover and hard shell case 0.78 seconds after being removed from the box:
I think @Microsoft.com is the only company that can come out and say how much of their software is written by AI and be completely believable with absolutely no stat padding whatsoever
The Pixel 9-series can handle 45 token operations per second and up to 67 gigawanks per nanoflop but can't edit a screen recording taken on the device that recorded it brilliant
love to edit screen recordings of an years-old Android keyboard input bug on my Google Smartphone Powered by Android and watch Google Photos repeatedly fail to save the video
Looks like Verizon's been having a wireless outage (that seemingly only affects phones released in the last year or two) for hours now, but doesn't seem to have made a direct statement about it yet. downdetector.com/status/veriz...
It’s amazing how hard Samsung clings to returning customers compared to the “fuck you” pittance Google offers when trading in the previous flagship Pixel, rivaled only by their “go fuck yourself” email after deciding the phone that never left your desk is worth ½ the estimate. …Not that I’d know. 🙃
Shoutout to my Google Calendar widget that still thinks it’s May 29th despite me opening it several times a day
I always get this weird urge to try running a #Linux distro as my main OS in December, with an added game where the experiment ends when I'm forced to use the terminal to resolve an issue, no matter how trivial, just to see how far I can get. #Pop_OS lasted 6 minutes. I didn't even get to update it.
this is a kind of peace only someone that’s never used enterprise software could know never tabling discussions or circling back, no KPIs or resource accounts just cutting off all circulation to my arm
Shoutout to @moderation.bsky.app for having the single sexiest toggle I’ve ever seen in my entire life