Colby’s Big Banana 🍌
@colbymaddox
🍌 Bearded 20-something queer otter living in Seattle 🍌 Engaged to Does Whatever A Ginger Can 🍌 Rumor has it I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Faves includes the Robins, MtG, national parks, waffles & water polo 🍌 Tuck Frump 🍌
I leave for a few days & Ms. Lindsey Graham fukn dies? WTF...
And we're back from the Combined Bachelors’ Party Camp Out! When told we were backcountry camping, I figured there'd be hiking involved. NOPE! We took a water taxi to a deserted island for 3 days of whiskey, s’mores & skinny dipping... Our Best Men Zach & Alex totally understood the assignment!
• S'mores & brews before I do's • 3 hours 'til the Bachelors' Party Camp Out commences, 8 days 'til the Big Gay Wedding ❤️❤️❤️ Sweet, adorable, brilliant Leo... rocking my world since we met. I can't wait to call you husband, but first let's do edibles in the forest. Hope Squatch doesn't get us!
Is that the episode where Fred taught Shaggy the pleasures of manlove?
As a big dicked guy who was on my high school swim and water polo teams, trust me... the struggle is real.