Colin (Writes Things)
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Grillin' up them lentil burgers. 4th of July fixin to be lit.
Astounding that there are people who attended journalism school unironically writing headlines like this.
This is George Washington's mother? This can't be real. It's goddam George in a bonnet.
Pathetic country. Pathetic institutions. Spineless abuse of reality and capitulation to actual fascists.
Trump in the Oval Office just frantically refreshing the Gasbuddy website on individual stations around the country
Such a treat during foraging treks because when you've been spending an hour staring at the ground looking for the elusive morels you look up and see these suckers advertising like a lit up billboard. And they're delicious!
Still waiting for the Chekhov style payoff for this in act 4.
Printing a few of these to surreptitiously tack up in the produce section of my local grocery stores.
Oh good. The air is poor. We don't need that, do we? The air?
Post the outfit you'll be wearing to the constitutional crisis.
Facebook, moments after my partner says she didn't sleep well last night on messenger. I hate the future.
When you see your own post on the "Popular With Friends" feed.
Not certain of the utility for me personally, but you can't argue with that price.
Tonight, the story goes, as you sleep, the former Bishop of Byzantium will sneak into your house, wearing the red robes of a high-ranking member of the medieval clergy. There’s nothing you can do to stop him. He’ll find his way in. He’s there for the children.